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Sexual Gymnastics are Optional

I was chatting with a new client via email today and he made a confession. "I'm not in the best shape, and I haven't had sex in years. So please don't be disappointed if I have trouble keeping up."Did you know that for regular folk, intercourse lasts for an average of four minutes? That's four minutes of all-out sexual activity (I'm assuming there's a good deal of foreplay preceding it, otherwise the average person's sex life is dismal indeed.) My point is that we're not designed to run a sexual marathon, and indeed there are very few people out there who would have had the chance to practice at anything more demanding. When guys feel worried that they won't be able to perform for more than a few minutes at a time, they're describing the norm, not admitting to failure.If you're really dedicated, there are things you can do to improve your sexual stamina: among other things, be twenty-two years old, take Viagra, or work out really fucking hard. But I feel like all that effort might be missing the point...When I go into bookings with a new client, most of our time is spent connecting with them as a person. The next biggest chunk of time is dedicated to getting physically comfortable...

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My Obsession

I feel like I've been obsessed with sex for pretty much my entire adult life.If I'm not having sex, I'm thinking about it. If I'm not thinking about it, I'm writing about it. I consider myself a fairly well-adjusted person - I have tons of other interests and hobbies outside of my work. So why is sex so important to me? Is it just the human condition? As I sit down to write again today I can't help reflecting on the fact that I've been writing these blogs for almost three years and I STILL haven't run out of ways to talk about 'getting it on'.When I was a kid I had some funny ideas. I thought that people only used one of their kidneys and kept the other in reserve in case the first one got worn out. I thought that being left-handed meant I only used the right side of my brain (which would have meant a lot of grey matter going to waste!) I also thought that people only had heterosexual intercourse once - when they wanted to make a baby - and the rest of the time they stuck to 'normal person' stuff like watching television and making sandwiches. You can imagine my surprise when I lost my virginity and discovered that the act itself was much more enjoyable than I had imagined!Our sex-...

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Simply Asking

I used to love, in my youth, what I would call 'the art of the pull' and what gay guys call 'the art of cruising.' I had a favourite bar that I frequented. I would go there around nine or ten pm, have a couple of drinks, dance to a few good tunes. I'd find someone I thought looked sexy (or interesting, or amusing, or intriguing) and do my best to convince them that they really, really, wanted to go home with me. Then I'd spend all night with them, drop them back at the bar in the small hours of the morning and get a good nights' sleep.Being on the hunt was fun, whether it was for a man, or woman, or a couple (because that happened too.) Hell, we had a few group orgies that would even spill out of my car onto the pavement, or end up too big for my bed so that couples would be left to fend for themselves on the thick-pile rug or the couch. It was great training for a budding sex worker. I enjoyed working out who I was attracted to, and who was attracted to me.  A lot of non-verbal communication was involved: eye contact, body language, and some sort of sixth sense that I'm convinced is the basis of my knack for getting along with guys. Once I had them home, and had them naked, t...

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An Ongoing Love Affair

I've been putting off my blog writing until the last minute this month.Why? It feels uncomfortable to write at the moment. It feels fake - like I'm forcing myself to be cheerful. I don't feel cheerful right now - life has actually been pretty messed up for the past few months. There have been some big life changes, some failed business ventures (through no fault of my own) and even a move to a new home, which is always stressful but even more so under this particular set of circumstances. But this blog isn't the place to talk about any of that personal stuff. Sometimes I feel like I have to filter my life through a rosy lens in order to make it upbeat, palatable for my readers. Although authenticity is very important in this forum, at the end of the day the purpose of these articles is to attract more clients - and better-inform the clients I already have. It's a public service and a marketing project all rolled into one. I'd never want to abandon either of those goals.The odd thing is that although I'm struggling with motivation to write, I'm not sick of doing sex work. Returning to my work with full force this year has totally rekindled my enthusiasm. I've contacted clients I hav...

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Doubles or Nothing

I love threesomes.I've always loved them: the fumbling episodes with my boyfriend and his best female friend when I was twenty-one. The hot older couple I picked up a club in Sydney. The gay guy who wanted to fuck my partner. The lesbians who invited me to their place for the weekend. I sort of feel like I've been having ménages a trois my entire adult life. I've always been open-minded and comfortable, and somehow it just seems to happen wherever I go. I'm a firm believer in threesomes, and I think everyone should try it at least once. It's one of those experiences you never forget. The problem for guys is that it's bloody difficult to make them happen sometimes; picking up one girl at a bar is hard enough, can you imagine picking two up at the same time? The fantasy of a two hot ladies hitting on you is fun but ultimately unrealistic, unless you happen to be on the set of a porn movie. More likely is the unexpected scenario - a drunken unplanned episode with friends, or your wife making out with her workmate at a New Years' Eve party (well, it happened to me!)Escorting is wonderful for making the threesome thing happen, assuming you have the funds and also the nerve. Being u...

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My Scars

I have a lot of scars. You can see them in photos, and of course they’re more visible again when we meet. A lot of people comment, ask me what they are, where they’re from. Those that figure out how I got them instantly turn to sympathy and telling me they’re here for me. Others see them, and show me their scars, knowing I won’t judge. Whatever your reaction is; I normally tell people I prefer not to talk about it. Especially with clients, I’ve always just said they’re old and I don’t like to talk about them. But I really think I need to start opening up about them, as a lot of people have them & have fought the same battle I have, but we still face a lot of stigma. I first started showing signs of depressions & anxiety when I was 14. I didn’t have sad life, I didn’t have a bad life, but my brain was my worst enemy for awhile. I didn’t know how to cope with these feelings & thoughts I was starting to have. So I started to hurt myself. I feel like a lot of people don’t realise how addictive that behaviour can be. When you’re hurt or in pain, your body releases a small amount of endorphins (which is a survival tactic from caveman years - if you’re fighting a tiger and the...

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The health benefits of sucking cock

I will leave it to the you, the reader, to decide how you approach reading this post. Perhaps it will be with light-hearted humour, or perhaps sex as a modality of healing could be more your way of thinking. For me, as always, the most important thing is to be light-hearted, marvel at the magic of sexuality and simply to play and enjoy each other.Those who know me know I have something of an oral fixation... but who doesn't, right?During childhood we explore the world through our mouths, sucking, licking, tasting and kissing almost anything that comes into contact with the lips. As we grow older, we often add in a few new oral habits, like smoking, biting, licking our lips... And then, the holy grail: FELLATIO. So good it almost needed a fanfare!So, why is sucking cock so amazing? Well, if you’re not already as sold as I am, allow me to shed some light on the amazing benefits of giving head.Let’s start with the most superficial: sucking cock makes you more beautiful. Yep! Western biochemists have found that fresh semen contains high quantities of Vitamin C, phosphorous, calcium, iron and even has antibiotic properties. Semen is without question the best skincare elixir on the plane...

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New Year's Resolutions for Safer Sex!

With so many people writing lists of things to do and achieve in the new year, January is the perfect time to do a little sexy housekeeping!The easiest thing you can do this January to help you work and play safer and with peace of mind is to check your condom expiry dates. That's right - condoms have an expiry date! Latex (as well as sheepskin and other alternatives) weakens as it ages; old condoms are more likely to break. Very old condoms will even crumble when you take them out of the packet, but condoms that are close to their expiry are the most dangerous because they look fine and still have good stretch. The weakness in the latex won't be obvious, but they are much more likely to break during use.You know that scene in the movie Grease where Rizzo and Kenicke are getting busy in the back seat of his car and the condom breaks before he even puts it on? That's because he bought it in the seventh grade... apparently a long time ago for the perpetual high-school flunker.Not only was Kenicke's condom expired, he also kept it in his wallet - another no-no for condoms!Age isn't the only thing that weakens condoms - sunlight, extreme cold and being folded or rubbed also weaken cond...

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A Year of Living Selfishly

I don't believe in New Year’s resolutions.I've certainly done them: when everyone else is drunk and cheering at the end of the countdown, I'm generally the quiet one at the party. I'll be tucked away in the corner cataloging the triumphs and failures of the year gone by. The end of the calendar year is arbitrary - it only matters because we say it does - but it's nice to find an effective way to delineate our lives. It gives me a space of time to sum up my achievements and plan for the future without feeling overwhelmed. For me, that's what New Year’s Eve is all about.Perhaps it's because I'm reaching a certain age (I turned 30 this year, something of a milestone!) but I'm seeing a lot of self-questioning going on amongst my friends and clients. Is it the stage in our lives or is it what's going on in the world at the moment? I'm not sure. Last week I had a coffee date with a guy who told me that he had reached a point in his life where he was tired of putting other people first. He had realised that all of his time was spent doing things to benefit others: his family, his job, his household tasks. He couldn't remember how long it had been since he had done something only for himse...

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Making a Time Investment

"There's only one thing more precious than our time, and that's who we spend it on."- Leo ChristopherAs an escort who charges by time and not by activity, the length of a booking can drastically alter the experience.Punters  will often divide escorts into two categories - 'girlfriend experience' (GFE) and 'porn star experience' (PSE). The 'girlfriend experience' refers to a style of escorting that approximates a date with your girlfriend (assuming that your girlfriend is really hot, wears lacy lingerie 24/7 and is always sexually available.) It emphasises connection rather than the raunchy sex that falls under the Porn Star Experience (PSE) umbrella. Both these terms can be overused, and you'll often hear escorts complain that their service can't be placed into either category. I'm fairly content with being labelled a GFE escort, as I like to emphasise intimacy with my clients. However I have also been known to dirty talk, dress up in schoolgirl costumes and have creative multiple-position sexual experiences.I'd like to propose an alternative way to classify my services: by duration.Example one: a sixty-minute lunch engagement. The gentleman in question was sneaking out of wor...

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