NEW TOURS! Pre-book for Mars, Venus and Jupiter!
*** AN INTERGALACTIC INVITATION ***
In line with my adventurous spirit and Australia's current lockdown laws which forbid overseas travel, I've decided to expand my horizons to the rest of the milky way!
As I cannot travel to other countries on earth, let alone other Australian states, I thought to myself, why not tick other planet off my travel bucket list?
If you're a curious alien after for an out of this world experience with a blonde human, I invite you to get in touch.
I am an inclusive companion and see all earthlings, Martians, Venusians and Jupitarians.
My preferred contact methods are email or text, but morse code via a laser beam is also fine.
In addition to Australian cash, I will also be accepting moon beams and shooting stars as payment.
Thank you.