Melbourne, You're On My Mind And In My Sights
Mischievous Melbourne gents, I hear the Grand Prix will be co-inciding with my visit, but I think we all know that I am the real Grand Prize.
If, like me, you're drawn to life in the fast lane, come join me on a journey of dizzying speed to the heights of hedonism and delicious debauchery. We'll be sure to create an earth-shattering rumble to rival that emanating from Albert Park.
So allow me to rev you up between Wednesday 16 March and Sunday 20 March. My availability is extremely limited, so please get in touch as soon as possible to arrange a racy rendezvous. SMS 0474 845 502 or email [email protected]