Awkward Hellloooo
Hello there Scarlet Blue browsers, I hope you’re well!
This is the first diary post of Adelaide escort Ashley Hunter, let’s hope I can keep you somewhat entertained.
It’s Monday morning, 11:30am and I’ve only just gotten out of bed. Typical Ashley, not an early riser.
Today I thought I’d tell you about an embarrassing moment I had whilst working my civvie job on Saturday. For those of you that don’t know, I work a retail job two days a week, and although I am certainly grateful for the job, it is incredibly boring.
I was in the middle of serving a customer when my mind wandered to thoughts of how cute my bunny rabbit (Sooty) is. As the customer left and a new customer approached me, I looked them in the face and with my mind still on Sooty and his overwhelming fluffy cuteness, I said “Hellllloooooo baaaby!” in my most fur baby specific baby talk voice. The customer was silent and looked at me strangely and I proceeded to silently and awkwardly put their purchases through the register.
Thoughts of Sooty and his overwhelming fluffy cuteness had caused me temporary brain damage. I wanted to die.
Welcome to my world Scarlet Blue!
Ashley
