escort diary® of Elena De Armas: Yes Darling… Size Does Matter (Even in Condoms)
Last week I met a man who was very clearly an XL… and when the moment came, he pulled out a Closer Fit.
I nearly lost it.
That’s like me weighing 60 kilos and trying to squeeze into an XS Sweetheart… it’s just not how it works.
And I suspect some of you reading this might not even realise condoms come in different sizes. You’ve known your shoe size since you were teenagers — it’s slightly surprising you don’t know your condom size.
Let’s make it simple — in proper Aussie terms.
Here in Australia, condoms are sized by nominal width in millimetres (mm) — which refers to the flat width of the condom when laid out.
• Closer Fit is usually around 49mm nominal width — designed for a slimmer diameter. It’s not thinner; it’s narrower.
• The average fit most men are comfortable in sits between 52mm and 56mm nominal width.
• Larger sizes step up to around 57–60mm nominal width, depending on the brand.
And remember — Large or XL refers to girth (diameter), not length.
If at your… let’s call it peak performance… your girth sits closer to that upper range, you’ll need a larger nominal width. It’s not about ego. It’s about proper fit.
And yes — size matters.
Too tight? It can feel restrictive and is more likely to roll or slip under pressure.
Too loose? Same issue. And trust me, that’s not the kind of surprise either of us wants in the heat of the moment.
Pleasure and safety begin with the right fit.
I carry three different sizes because I appreciate things running smoothly and elegantly. But if you know you’re on the slimmer or more generous side, simply let me know beforehand. Discretion and preparation are always attractive qualities.
Chemistry is essential.
Connection is everything.
But attention to detail? That’s what makes an experience truly unforgettable.
