Jolie 1

I am a French woman with degrees in business, psychology and law, an unfinished obsession with philosophy and genuine connection, and the kind of conversational skills that has made serious men forget where they parked (no no... I am serious).

I speak 3 languages, 4 if you count the silence of two people who've decided the evening doesn't need more talking. I can discuss the arts over cocktails, argue about economic policy, and make you laugh in unexpected moments. I also bake. If you've been good.

I don't offer a performance, ever. I am warm, perceptive, and genuinely curious about what makes you interesting and I will find it. Most people are more fascinating than they realise... they simply didn't have the right audience.

A time with me might look like:

Something easy.
You've had a long week, you don't want to perform or impress or think too hard. You want to sit across from someone who laughs easily, tells you stories ranging from funny to outright concerning, reads the room, and makes the whole thing feel like it was your idea. That's my favourite kind of evening: intimacy built from ease, not choreography.

Something new.
This is your first time. You're nervous, possibly overthinking it. Perfect. I have a background in psychology and an inability to make anyone feel small because I've been in your place more times than you think. You set the pace entirely. I'll make sure you leave feeling like you were brave, not foolish. There is an enormous difference.

Something over dinner.
You appreciate a woman who can hold a conversation across multiple registers: art, food, politics, the quiet philosophy of a well-made meal with great wine (I love Chablis, and I do not want to hear a word about Shiraz). You want the kind of evening where you lose track of time because you're genuinely engaged, and where you don't have to wonder if we're being obvious. I'm French, this is what we do. It's not a skill... it's a cultural excuse for losing two wars.

Something social.
You have a dinner, a work event, a wedding, a function you'd rather not attend alone... or alone with your thoughts and the questions from your aunt. You need someone who can walk into any room and belong there. I have the kind of social fluency that comes from years of navigating worlds that weren't built for me and making them think I was always there. I will charm your colleagues, hold my own with your CEO, and make your mother think you've finally made a great choice. The cover story will sound so natural because it won't feel like one: I am genuinely interested in people, effortlessly adaptable. Think of me as your social translator: I speak corporate, I speak black-tie, I speak casual Sunday lunch with people you're trying to impress. I'll match the register before you've briefed me on the guest list.

What I don't offer: PSE, natural services, role plays or party bookings. No exceptions. This is not a boundary I negotiate, it is a boundary that protects the quality of everything above it. If that filters you out, we were never going to be a good fit, and that's perfectly fine.

Read my personal diary.