Here. There. Everywhere! The travel bug has bitten me again. I just hope it’s not a case of fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

I’m going to give Melbourne and Wagga a second chance to shine for me. These are two places that held my heart in its hands - then broke it. But not just broke it, you both threw it on the ground, kicked it around then stomped the love for you out of it

I haven’t been to Melbourne since October 2025. I’ve been giving it a miss on my tour schedule as I lost many thousands of dollars to travel expenses in 2025 - when people booked then no showed or canceled on me for most of my tours there last year. It was insane!

I miss you Melbourne. I’ll give it another go coming there on Monday 14th September to Wednesday 16th September, however a deposit is now required to secure all bookings as I’m scared to lose so much again

Same with Wagga. I had absolutely LOVED coming to Wagga the past few years. Driving through the back roads, seeing cows crossing the road and watching the farmers round them up, going to the Wagga show was such a fucking treat! For me, a city girl, those sort of things were incredible for me to see and do. I felt so calm and relaxed in Wagga. It does something to me there.

But Wagga fucked me over royally in January. I saw one person and made $250. I spent a lot coming all the way out to Wagga from Brisbane - the upmarket, discreet, private apartment alone was just shy of $1000 - then add travel expenses. That hurt me a lot. Not just financially but emotionally, because I’d fallen in love with your little town and I felt heartbroken that you’d turned your back on me. I hope to win you back again in September: Thursday 10th to Sunday 13th

Echuca! You were not on my bingo card for this year but here we are! Locked and loaded. I hear that you’re a cute little town that has the potential to steal my heart! Is it true that there are paddle steamer boats in your town? I’m gonna die if there are and I am going to HAVE TO go on one. Tuesday September 8th to Thursday September 10th I’ll have my chance with your paddle steamers and you have your chance to meet me!

Thanks for reading my ramblings. I’m hoping to catch up with past friends and meet some new ones.

As always, I am open and honest with you. It’s my best and worst character traits! But it’s how I need to be. Eternally genuine and real. I hope my forthrightness isn’t off putting

Mention you’ve read my announcements here and I’ll bless you with a $50 discount when / if you book me!

Cheers
Nikki xox

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