Quality control your dick pics gentlemen
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Not that I'm requesting unsolicited dick pics .. but gentleman if your going to send one please at least take the time to take a flattering picture.
Consider the angle,. (professional tip, from the base looking upwards if it's short )
Consider the lighting (if it makes your dick look green this is not flattering)
Consider the state of your penis (hard .. yes. Flaccid.. no)
If I happen to be out having a cocktail and someone approaches me to chat me up and cops a glimpse of a new picture message notification flashing across my screen I would like the image to be decent, ideally impressive.
I have a reputation to uphold.
Thanking you in anticipation..
Adella