escort diary® of Ms Audrey Jones: For the Curious: 20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me
Every now and then, I like to let you a little closer.
So I poured a glass of wine, put on something soft, and answered twenty questions—no overthinking, just honesty, sass, and a bit of jazz.
1. A pleasure I’ll never apologize for:
Taking my sweet, sweet time.
2. My coffee order:
Soy flat white, extra hot—like me.
3. Favourite way to spend a Sunday morning:
Wrapped in sheets and skin. Bonus points if there's music playing and someone else doing the cooking.
4. A scent that always turns my head:
Fireplaces. Or someone fresh out of the shower with a touch of spice.
5. The sexiest quality in someone:
A calm voice and confident hands. You don’t have to say much if your energy says it for you.
6. My go-to “I’m in trouble” outfit:
Something black, slinky, and hip-hugging. You won’t know where to look—and that’s the point.
7. The fastest way to lose my attention:
Arrogance dressed up as charm.
8. Favorite kind of kiss:
The slow ones.
9. What’s always on my nightstand:
Lip balm, hand cream, at least 2 novels I’m only halfway through, and a plant.
10. How I flirt:
With my eyes. And maybe a little bite of my bottom lip if I’m really enjoying myself.
11. A song that always gets me in the mood:
“Wicked Game” by Chris Isaak. It’s a cliché for a reason.
12. The best compliment I ever got:
“That was the first time I actually felt seen.” (Swoon.)
13. A secret talent:
I give amazing back scratches.
14. My guilty pleasure:
Daytime movies. Preferably not alone.
15. A city that lives in my bones:
Melbourne. Moody, indulgent, full of secrets.
16. Something I want to try (but haven’t yet):
Skinny dipping somewhere warm and wild.
17. My love language:
Touch, obviously. But also little thoughtful gestures—like someone remembering how I take my coffee.
18. A movie I’ve rewatched too many times:
Pride and Prejudice. Matthew McFadyen in that dawn scene? Obsessed.
19. What I hope people feel around me:
Relaxed. Desired. Like they can be their full self, no filter.
20. One thing I always leave people with:
A soft touch, a spark of curiosity, and something to daydream about later.
