escort diary® of Milly Mason: Milly the Secretary (Who Broke More Than Just the Rules)
Listen, some people dress up for Halloween? I was dresses up for clients. And not just any outfit oh no this time she went full “naughty secretary who definitely missed the HR meeting”.
Think: tight pencil skirt, glasses that screamed “I’ll fax you… if you’re lucky,” and heels high enough to make your insurance premium nervous.
I strutted into that hotel room like she had an overdue report and a bad attitude. The client? Speechless. The desk? Not so lucky.
About 15 minutes in (give or take a dramatic hair flip), I leaned a little too hard, the desk groaned louder than the client and BAM. Legs splayed, drawer flying open, stapler launching across the room like a paperclip missile. RIP to that poor desk. You served bravely.
We’re still not sure what shocked the client more My performance, or the maintenance bill.
Moral of the story?I don't do half-measures, I brings the full office experience minus the ergonomic chair and with way more broken furniture.
