escort diary® of Ella Massage: How to be the perfect client
Good Day Gentlefolk,
I’ve had quite a few new clients lately, which is prompting this post.
This is my personal preference AND it is also industry standard and can apply to all of the ladies in your life.
1. Would you like an awesome experience? Read a lady’s ad thoroughly.
We tell you when we work, what we do and how to book.
2. Follow booking procedure.
Capable men are such a turn on. Ignoring an ad may get you blocked.
3. The cleaner you are, the closer I get.
Wash yourself with soap in every crevice, ass, foreskin.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash. Shave. Use deodorant. Go easy on cologne.
4. Care about yourself.
Having an active STI is an immediate cancellation of service and warrants payment without service. You know your D intimately. Any bump or lesion on your groin is not normal. We get tested regularly, so should you. https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/surge-in-most-stis-over-the-past-10-years
5. Haggling or asking for services not advertised is bad taste. See someone within your budget who advertises what you’re looking for.
6. Be amenable to screening protocols. No one wants to be put in danger. We aren’t asking to pry into your life. You’d love to make us feel safe, right?
7. Pay deposits gladly.
If you’re concerned about paying a deposit then that lady is not for you. Brothels don’t require a deposit, they are your market.
8. Don’t talk smack about other workers.
This is bad taste. It makes you seem unsafe.
9. Tell your provider what you enjoy/don’t enjoy.
Communication is sexy. The best lovers talk about and express their desires. Be an active participant in your own good time!
10. Refrain from prying into a providers personal life.
Don’t ask personal questions or overstep boundaries. You’re a client, enjoy the service you paid for.
11. Gentlemen are always on time.
Going to be late, or life got in the way of your appointment?
Just let us know.
12. Tips get you VIP status.
Yes, our most beloved clients give us gifts and tip gladly.
13. Give us time.
We don’t sleep in blown out hair, full makeup and suspenders. We need hours in the morning to get ready.
If you’d like us looking our best please organise yourself and book ahead of time.
14. Don’t ask for extra pics.
Just don’t. Many providers have OF and many reviews- you go there to confirm legitimacy and confidence in your choice.
15. Be respectful and polite.
At all times, from the get go. It’s our choice who we see and who we service.
16. Don’t overstay your paid time.
Most providers will kick you out which ruins a wonderful experience. Don’t be a downer. Want more time? Pay for it, everyone else does.
17. Let your lady lead.
I’m sure you’ve had plenty of sexual experience. But not as much as us. You hired a professional, let her blow your mind.
18. Safety first.
Use condoms. Educate yourself https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/surge-in-most-stis-over-the-past-10-years
Have fun! Thats what we are here for..
Ella
