The Spicy Accountant
We are qualified accountants that are openly sex worker friendly. You are our clients, we understand that respect, discretion and professionalism is a must. Whether you’re a dominatrix seeking income verification, an escort looking for an experienced agent to assist with your tax return and for all sex workers, it’s important to always be on top of your bookkeeping. We are working with clients all over Australia.
If you would rather not meet in person or virtually, we can conduct a detailed meeting over the phone. Call us for a no obligation chat, to discover what we can do for you.
We offer our services to a range of people within the industry. You can be an individual or a large-scale business with many staff.
Anything Tax
Company Formation
Bookkeeping Services
Financial Reporting
Financial Planning
SMSF
Maybe it’s expert sex-work-industry business advice.
Document Preparation (Mortgage or Business Loan Obligations)
SW Friendly B'n'B for Hourly Rent
Sex Worker Friendly Hourly Rentals – Melbourne CBD
Directly opposite Southern Cross Station, with ample parking nearby.
Rates
$80 – 1 hour
$120 – 2 hours
$150 – 4 hours
$170 – Day (10am–8pm)
$230 – Overnight (3pm–10am)
15-minute grace period before & after each booking
Space
1 Bedroom • 1 Bathroom • Lounge & Kitchen
Amenities
Fresh cotton towels (bath & hand)
Waterproof, hotel-grade linen
Oil warmers & massage oils
Mouthwash, soap & deodorant
Condoms & lube
Incense, candles & Bluetooth speaker
Coffee, tea, ice & stocked fridge with drinks
Cleaning supplies provided
TEXT OR CALL +61 468 002 875 to BOOK
