Currently touring in Perth
I'm a straight-shooting Aust-Asian GenXer, eight years deep in the industry and currently based in Perth (previously worked all over Australia).
I've been told I'm great fun (in, and out of bed), and I quite like my job.
If you've waded through tonnes of profiles, you've probably had enough of flowery bullshit like "being ready to please", "oh I'm so lonely, come fuck me baby", and "sexy hot XXX dreamz".
Guess what? You won't find any of that sycophantic rubbish here!
So let's cut the crap:
I'm a professional sex worker.
You're a clean, respectful client.
We both know why we're here.
You'll find me to warm, welcoming and open-minded.
The sizzling body, the tongue piercing, the ink ... that's all just a bonus. YOU WIN !
NEW Booking Requirements for 2022:
- Proof of double vaxx (+ booster preferred)
- Rapid Antigen Test when available
- Not attended any current Exposure Sites
- Not isolating or quarantining
- Not a close contact of someone isolating or quarantining
- Not been overseas or interstate in past 14 days
- No flu-like symptoms
- No Antivax. No Sovereign Citizens. No Freedumb.
- Personal Hygiene must be of exceptional standard. No skin infections or scabs, no mouth sores, no sweaty ballsacks, no crusty toejam. NO COVID.
- All fingernails, toenails and pubes must be clippered/clipped short and scrubbed using a washcloth, shower puff or loofah.
- This list is not exhaustive.
- If this is all Too Hard for you, stop reading right now. There are plenty of providers better suited to your needs. I only see The Best clients. THE BEST.
So here's the thing. People visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...
- Looking for some down-to-earth intimacy without bells & whistles?
- Want to escape from reality for a couple of hours?
- Maybe your employer paid for your hotel room and you wanna share it with someone?
- Sick of the parlours and brothels? Ready to try a session with a private escort?
- Have trouble connecting with others?
- Love the companionship but don't want to commit?
- Shift worker? Find it hard to hook-up or maintain a relationship during 'normal' hours?
- Big weekend? Wanna spoil yourself?
- End of a big weekend?? Home alone, and want a cuddle? Or not ready to go home yet?
- Struggling with a long-distance relationship?
- Personal circumstances standing in the way of sex with your significant other?
- Looking for a provider with a deep understanding of disability access & social inclusion?
- Recently divorced and need some practise before hitting Tinder?
- Maybe you're already Tindering ... and they've all been disasters??
... The reasons guys see escorts are as wide and varied as the type of escorts (and their services) out there.
In the sex industry, "something for everyone" really does ring true.
And not everyone who pays for sex is a sad sack or a loser.
So don't worry, tiger. I've been around the block.
Nothing surprises me.
Sex isn't formulaic. Many sessions are more about journeys than destinations.
"If you don't cross the finish line, you're not a failure (and neither am I)."
Say that out loud to yourself. Now say it again. And keep reminding yourself that good sex ≠ erections, jizz, or orgasms. Good sex is about PLEASURE and CONSENT. No one can 'make' anyone come.
A sexual experience can mean different things to different people so please, read this entire profile carefully to make sure What-I-Offer truly matches What-You're-Seeking.
Anything not covered here, drop me a line. Communication is key.
My friends call me Zen. x
Independent Sex Worker - 2013 to current
Touching Base Referral Program for Clients With Disability - 2016 to current
Consultant/Collaborator - Consentability sex education for people with disability QLD
Board Member - National sex worker support NGO - 2017
Board Member - State-based sex worker support NGO - 2015 - 2019
Sex Worker Volunteer Liaison - State-based disability/sexuality education/awareness NGO - 2016 - current
Key Contributor (Australia) "Smart Service Providers' Guide to ICT & Sex Work" published by Global Network of Sex Work Projects 2016
Workshop Facilitator "Consumer Behaviour: Into The Lions' Den" - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015
Workshop Facilitator "Femidom 101: Female condom" - currently in development
Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015 - 2018
Hodependence Day (sex industry gala ball), Melbourne 2017
"Professional Disability Awareness Training" Touching Base Inc - 2015
Touching Base Inc.
Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP) NSW
Sexuality, Education, Counselling & Consultancy Agency (SECCA) WA
Sydney Opera House
FC2 (Global Manufacturer of Female Condoms)
Nikki Darling (online sex shop)
|Click here for more rates|
|1 Hour||$ 350||$350 + $5 per km from CBD|
|1.5 Hours||$ 500||$500 + $5 per km from CBD. Recommended for newbies.|
|2 Hours||$ 650||$650 + $5 per km from CBD.|
|Dinner Date||$ 975||2 hour play + 2 hour meal|
|4 Hours||$ 2400||Only for seasoned party-people. If you know, you know.|
|Overnight||$ 2400||Dinner, Play, Sleep, Play, Breakfast, Kiss Goodbye|
|Weekend||$ 5900||Friday dinner through to long lazy Sunday brunch. Many, many cuddles.|
|Multi-day (travel companion)||$ 6000||Starting from $6000. Please send through your proposed travel dates for a customised quote.|
In-calls require minimum 48h notice, 50% deposit and are only available weekday daytimes.
Out-calls require 50% deposit, transit fee is calculated at $5 per kilometre from CBD.
Client cancels: deposit rolls forward to rescheduled booking date.
Escort reschedules: deposit rolls forward to rescheduled booking date.
Escort cancels: deposit refunded, client offered option to roll forward to another date.
- BS - body slide
- CBJ – covered blow job
- COB – cum on body
- DATY – oral on me
- Dinner companion
- Disabled Clients
- FS – full service
- Fly Me To You
- Foot fetish
- GFE - girlfriend experience
- GS - golden showers
- HJ – hand job
- Happy ending
- MSOG – multiple shots on goal
- Multiple positions
- Mutual masturbation
- Overnight stays
- Roman Showers (vomit fetish)
- Sexy shower for 2
- Travel Companion
When can we meet?
|Monday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Tuesday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Wednesday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Thursday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Friday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Saturday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
|Sunday||10:00 am||9:00 pm|
- Available by appointment
- 24 hours notice required
- Flexible hours by appointment
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
- Name & Location
- Day / Time / Duration
- In-call or Out-call
- Where you saw the profile
- What you liked about it
Text Zen now on 0474120112
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