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Profile SWA 10559XE
Currently touring in Melbourne
Phone SMS Only
0474 120 112
Place of Service
|Melbourne||9th May||12th June|
|Margaret River||20th June||12th July|
|Busselton||20th June||12th July|
|Dunsborough||28th June||29th June|
|Incall: 28-29 June. Outcall: 20/6 - 12/17.|
|Perth||14th July||14th July|
|Melbourne||15th July||17th July|
|Coffs harbour||23rd July||24th July|
|Byron Bay||25th July||26th July|
- Drop me an email requesting your date(s) and location.
- Book ahead with a deposit. I only take one or two bookings per day so the schedule fills up fast.
- Bespoke (customised) visits are available.
I'm a straight-shooting Aust-Asian GenXer, five years deep in the industry and usually based in Melbourne, Perth and Sydney (and visit other areas on request).
I've been told I'm great fun (in, and out of bed), and I quite like my job.
If you've waded through tonnes of profiles, you've probably had enough of flowery bullshit like "being ready to please", "oh I'm so lonely, come fuck me baby", and "sexy hot XXX dreamz".
Guess what? You won't find any of that sycophantic rubbish here!
So let's cut the crap:
I'm a professional sex worker.
You're a clean, respectful client.
We both know why we're here.
You'll find me to warm, welcoming and open-minded.
The sizzling body, the tongue piercing, the ink ... that's all just a bonus. YOU WIN !
So here's the thing. People visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...
- Looking for some down-to-earth intimacy without bells & whistles?
- Want to escape from reality for a couple of hours in a nice warm apartment?
- Maybe Work paid for your hotel room and you wanna share it with someone?
- Sick of the parlours and brothels? Ready to try a session with a private escort?
- Have trouble connecting with women?
- Love the companionship but don't want to commit?
- Shift worker? Find it hard to hook-up during 'normal' hours?
- Big weekend? Wanna spoil yourself?
- End of a big weekend?? Home alone, and want a cuddle? Or not ready to go home yet?
- Struggling with a long-distance relationship?
- Personal circumstances standing in the way of sex with your significant other?
- Looking for a provider with a deep understanding of disability access & social inclusion?
- Recently divorced and need some practise before hitting Tinder?
- Maybe you're already Tindering ... and they've all been disasters??
... The reasons guys see escorts are as wide and varied as the type of escorts (and their services) out there.
In the sex industry, "something for everyone" really does ring true.
And not everyone who pays for sex is a sad sack or a loser.
So don't worry, chief. I've been around the block.
Nothing surprises me.
Sex isn't formulaic. Many sessions are more about journeys than destinations.
If you don't cross the finish line, you're not a failure (and neither am I).
A sexual experience can mean different things to different people so please, read carefully to make sure What-I-Offer truly matches What-You're-Seeking.
Anything not covered here, drop me a line.
Communication is key.
My friends call me Zen x
Independent Sex Worker - 2013 to current
Board Member - National sex worker support NGO - 2017 - current
Board Member - State-based sex worker support NGO - 2015 - current
Sex Worker Volunteer Liaison - State-based disability/sexuality education/awareness NGO - 2016 - current
Key Contributor (Australia) "Smart Service Providers' Guide to ICT & Sex Work" published by Global Network of Sex Work Projects 2016
Workshop Facilitator "Consumer Behaviour: Into The Lions' Den" - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015
Event supplier: music/sound/lighting - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015 - current
Event supplier: music/sound/lighting - Hodependence Day Melbourne 2017
"Professional Disability Awareness Training" Touching Base Inc - 2015
Touching Base Inc.
Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP) NSW
Sexuality, Education, Counselling & Consultancy Agency (SECCA) WA
Sydney Opera House
FC2 (Female Condom Manufacturer)
RECENT AWARDS *
Best Kisser - Colin of Gold Coast 2015
Most Eloquent - Ricky of Sydney 2016
Most Memorable Overnight - Andy of Newcastle, Spencer of Central Coast, Jack of Melbourne 2017
Best Nipples - Armand of Sydney 2017
Most Infectious Laugh - Jenny of Perth 2015
Best Sex I've Ever Had - Trent of Perth, Darren of Hobart, Michael of Adelaide, Cameron of Melbourne, Julius of Sydney, Jonathon of Brisbane 2017
* names changed to protect privacy
|1 Hour||$ 500||Don't sit alone in your hotel room. Invite me over.|
|2 Hours||$ 950||2.5h package: 2h playtime + 30mins free|
|Dinner Date||$ 850||4h package: 2h playtime + 2h dinner|
|Dinner Date||$ 1250||6h package: 2h playtime + 2h dinner + 2h extension|
|Overnight||$ 1900||It's after 11pm and you need a cuddle. A late-night last-minute decision to have a visitor come over. Includes sleepover at yours, and breakfast in the morning.|
|Weekend||$ 3000||Plan ahead for this one. Book us into your favourite hotel and let's escape from the real world.|
|2 Hours||$ 210||Companionship only - lunch or dinner date: up to 2h (Fully clothed, no PDAs)|
|3 Hours||$ 290||Movie date: 2h movie + 1h coffee/chat afterwards (Fully clothed, no PDAs)|
Outcall rates include a driver/security fee within 10km of CBD. Locations further out may cost a bit more.
THE SAFETY DANCE
Outcall to residential:
- Deposit required to confirm your commitment
- 2 x SW references (new clients)
- Photo ID (eg. drivers licence)
- Proof of residence (eg. drivers licence, utility bill)
Outcall to hotel:
- Deposit required to confirm your commitment
- 2 x SW references (new clients)
- Full name (for verifying with hotel reception)
Long-notice bookings (4+ days in advance for funds to clear):
- 50% deposit
- Choose from credit card, BPay or bank transfer
- Credit card & BPay payments are processed anonymously
- Or elect to pre-pay in full and receive 10% off
Short-notice bookings (same day request):
- $50 anonymous deposit via credit card only
Transferred funds must clear before a booking is confirmed. Please allow:
- Credit card: Instant
- BPay: 3 business days
- Bank transfer: 4 business days
If Client reschedules:
- Deposit is rolled over to next session.
If Client cancels:
- No refunds. In exceptional circumstances, refunds will be considered on a case-by-case basis.
- If no deposit has been made, Client agrees to forward a cancellation fee ranging from $50 to $100. More details at: tinyurl.com/OnePersonBrothel
If Escort cancels:
- Deposit is refunded in full.
Payment of deposit indicates acceptance of this policy. Policy terms may be amended at Escort's discretion and all transactions are bound by ACCC legislation.
Note for party bookings:
P4P (Puff For Play) is NOT accepted as payment. If you are low on cash: sell the shards, bring cash. Simples.
When can we meet?
|Monday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Tuesday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Wednesday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Thursday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Friday||10:00 am||11:55 pm|
|Saturday||12:00 am||11:55 pm|
|Sunday||12:00 am||11:00 pm|
- Flexible hours by appointment
- Available by appointment
- Please contact me for my availability
- Available 7 days
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
Fri & Sat: 24h
Sun: early til 11pm
Other hours available on request, with deposit.
Welcoming shift workers, night owls, early tradies, hospo crew and polite members of the underbelly.
And everyone in between : )
I work mainly in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth.
Will visit on request:
- Most rural/regional areas within Australia
- Adelaide, Brisbane, Hobart, Canberra
- Darwin , Alice Springs
- Newcastle , Central Coast , Byron Bay
- Bairnsdale , Bendigo , Daylesford , Ballarat
- Bunbury , Busselton , Albany , Margaret River wine region , Esperance , Kalgoorlie , Geraldton , Karratha , Port Hedland , Broome
Will visit on special request only:
- Hong Kong
- Indonesia (Bali and Jakarta)
- Thailand (Bangkok, Phuket, Krabi)
- New Zealand
Please note: For special requests, client is responsible for all airfares, transfers and meals.
I love music. iTunes gift cards are the perfect present.
none - I don't wear any
none - I'm allergic to most women's fragrances
A man who is unafraid of vulnerability and impermanence
Here's some bucket-list activities that I'd love to share with you!
- museums & galleries
- science/discovery centres
- theatre, musicals, dinner & show, stand up comedy
- going behind-the-scenes at the zoo
- gala dinners & corporate functions (if you ever need a plus-one)
- naughty weekend away
- sightseeing a new place
- road trips
- log cabins
- beach shacks & bungalows
- adrenaline junkie !!
- skiing, snowboarding (& apres-ski snuggling)
- hanggliding, parasailing, skydiving
- horse trekking, dog sledding
- canyoning, whitewater rafting
- whale watching, snorkelling, boating
FOOD & CULTURE
- food festivals
- music festivals
- arts festivals
- farmers' markets
- and if you're away from home and tired of eating alone ... ? Sometimes it's just nice to have someone to share a meal with.
Sex doesn't have to be on the agenda (enquire for companionship-only rates).
I'm a brilliant date ... without any ongoing commitment afterwards.
I'm the best rent-a-girlfriend on the planet.
Make the call. You won't regret it!
All sorts of food... I love food! (but please, no peanuts or chilli)
Respect and Thoughtfulness
Please remember I can't drink, thanks x
My list of "things" is short - because I value time-together over objects.
You'll find me to be neither materialistic nor shallow. I am a minimalist - I enjoy a life rich with experiences, and sparse on possessions.
I do not feel the need to build my business by wallowing in fantasies based on "luxury" items, and I don't expect you to either.
We may buy (and deserve) the best for each other because we are committed to excellence in design, quality or service. Not because it indicates or represents status or class.
If you'd like to send a practical gift that will help me achieve my goals? Please check my Twitter for a link to the gift registry (unable to post link here).
I am happier in a pair of Merrells than a pair of Louboutins.
Enable my adventures, and I'll enable yours.