Place of Service
What sets me apart? I’m an honest to god cheerleader (I have a gorgeous red cheer uniform, feel free to request a private performance) with no gag reflex, a liberal attitude towards getting naked and then doing hilariously inadvisable things, and the kind of sexual appetite that gets a nice young lady into trouble. I specialise in oral, especially deep throat, I am highly orgasmic, and I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I am constantly finding new ways to induce mind bending orgasms in myself and others.
I’m a Newcastle local, but I have a fairly early bedtime, so no contacting me at stupid o’clock in the hopes that I lied about my business hours please. Stupid O’clock is defined as any time you would hesitate to ring a complete stranger due to the unsociable hour if your penis wasn’t involved in the exchange.
RATES FOR ORGANISED/ BUDGET CONSCIOUS PEOPLE WHO AREN’T AFTER ANYTHING TOO ELABORATE OR KINKY*
$250 30 Mins
$350 1.5 Hours
$500 2 Hours
$650 3 Hours
$1200 7 Hours
Appointments that are not confirmed at least an hour prior to the start time, or that book an appointment starting within 24 hours, or that fail to arrive or depart in a timely fashion will be charged according to the rates below.
RATES FOR SLIGHTLY LESS ORGANISED/ PUNCTUAL BUT MAYBE STILL BUDGET CONSCIOUS PEOPLE WHO ALSO AREN’T AFTER ANYTHING TOO ELABORATE OR KINKY -
$300 30 Minutes
$400 1.5 hours
$600 2 Hours
$750 3 hours
$1500 7 hours
- My presentation will be clean, neat and tidy, but I will not be spending my usual 2 to 3 hours grooming to perfection before we meet – I may very well be in gym gear or in casual clothes with bare feet. If you’d like no effort spared preparing for you, refer to Vaudevillianess Rates
-That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance or you will pay Slightly Less Organised rates,
- That you confirm your appointment with a quick text on the morning in question at least an hour prior to your starting time (“still keen” would cover it) or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/Punctual rates
- That you arrive and leave on time, or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/ Punctual rates
- That you have no service requests that require extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show.
LADY OF THE NIGHT/DINNER DATE RATES – THURSDAY TO SATURDAY NIGHTS ONLY FROM 6PM – LATE
I, like any other sensible girl, adore being wined, dined and 69′d. However, I don’t want to do it every day, and I need a little extra notice to get my party shoes on in the evenings, due to being the kind of person who regularly watches the sun rise as I’m getting out of bed in the morning. If you’d like to keep me up past my bedtime doing all kinds of naughty things but you don’t want to wake up with me the next day, this is the way to do it :) You can also upgrade the service to include anal, toys, or costumes, or you can request on of my other skills or talents that is usually reserved for Vaudevillianess bookings.
A NIBBLE AND SOME NOOKIE – 2 Hours, $600 *
DATE A DELICIOUS DEVIANT – 5 Hours, $1200
A FEAST OF FORNICATION – 8 Hours, $1700 *
+ To extend evening packages, please add $250 per hour.
- These are dinner date rates. As the name implies, these bookings include activities (not necessarily eating, for the record) other than bedroom activities. If you prefer to concentrate exclusively on having sex, these rates won’t suit you.
- That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance.
- That you arrive and leave on time.
- That you have no more than one service request that requires extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show. Refer to Vaudevillianess Rates if you’d like the full range of what I have to offer.
- I’m on a pretty restricted diet for health reasons, so there are a lot of things I can’t eat. I’m happy to cook for us or suggest places that serve food that probably won’t kill me.
- I don’t mind sneaky hands occasionally, but I won’t like being groped or kissed in public if there are witnesses- I live near here and I know lots of people. I expect discretion from you, and I will be discrete in return.
- If you’re a bit worried about going out in public, theres no pressure to leave my place – we can have a fantastic time at home.
VAUDEVILLIANESS RATES (CHAMPAGNE SERVICE)
No holes or holds barred, as long as we’re both having fun and we aren’t breaking any laws. This rate is for people who like to indulge themselves and push boundaries in the hunt for hedonistic pleasures.
NEWCASTLE AND THE LOWER HUNTER VALLEY*
$650 2hrs (+ $250 for each additional hour)
$950 4hrs (+ $250 for each additional hour)
$2000 12hrs (+ $150 for each additional hour)
SYDNEY AND TOURS*
$850 2hrs (+ $250 for each additional hour)
$1,250 4hrs (+ $250 for each additional hour)
$2000 12hrs (+ $150 for each additional hour)
*TERMS AND CONDITIONS
- “tour bookings” are bookings outside of Newcastle and the Lower Hunter Valley
- all tour bookings are to be 20% pre-paid. Funds must clear at least 72 hours before I arrive in your home city. Cancellations will be fully refunded if made at least 7 days prior to tour starting. Any cancellations made by me will be refunded in full with my apologies. Bank details for deposit will be provided on confirmation of booking.
- These rates are for people who intend to visit me on their own, or with a platonic friend.
- Bookings of 4 hours or more need to include a snack break
- Affectionate cuddling
- Affectionate kissing
- Anal play - On me
- Anal play - On you
- Bi twin (double)
- BLS – balls licking and sucking
- Body worship
- BS - body slide
- CBJ – covered blow job
- CD – cross dressing
- COB – cum on body
- Costumes and role play
- DATY – oral on me
- DFK – deep French kissing
- Dinner companion
- DP – double penetration
- DT – deep throat
- Erotic sensual massage
- FE – female ejaculation (squirting)
- Fire and ice – hot and cold BJ
- Foot fetish
- FS – full service
- Full oil massage
- GFE - girlfriend experience
- Greek – anal sex
- GS – golden shower - On you
- Happy ending
- HJ – hand job
- Light bondage
- Light spanking
- MFF – male female female
- MMF - male male female
- MSOG – multiple shots on goal
- Multiple positions
- Mutual French (oral)
- Mutual masturbation
- Overnight stays
- Police woman
- Prostate massage
- Rimming - On me
- Role play
- School girl
- Sex toys
- Sexy lingerie
- Sexy shower for 2
- Social escort
- Spanking - On you
- Strap on
- Disabled Clients
My website link is below.
I have a few different rate scales, to suit different budgets. Service options differ -
TIGHTER BOOKNG get a basic GFE with the usual inclusions -
- kissing, cuddling, spooning
- stroking, caressing, sexy massages
- tickling, rasberries, cheeky spankings
- mutual oral – sensuous kisses for the sensitive parts ;) Penetration is protected.
- protected sex in a variety of positions
but no fancy extras – a fun tumble for the easygoing guy who is happy as long as I’m happy.
LADY OF THE NIGHT bookings give you more wiggle room to tailor your service but there are still restrictions – you can make one request to add something usually reserved for Vaudevillianess bookings to your service. Generally, people like to add something a little kinkier than usual or an outfit they find especially appealing. See the list under Vaudevillianess bookings for ideas on upgrades to your service.
VAUDEVILLIANESS bookings are debauchery plus, the best I have to offer, my version of a courtesan arrangement – I’ve been upskilling in sexuality, music, dance and fitness in order to add another element to my service. This is where I shine. The talents that took me special effort or training or that require a lot of preparation or cleanup/ recovery time are reserved for the more discerning gentleman who appreciates the extra effort. Some things we might get up to include:
- anal play, including protected anal sex
- toys and costumes
- conversation and companionship
- shared meals, wine, coffee
- Anything non sexual you’d like to suggest, from knitting to skydiving – I love new experiences, and I love doing old things with new people.
- a guided tour of Newcastle, with sexy pitt stops
- shopping ( a girl can dream, can’t she??)
I am not a fan of nasty surprises and I provide a fully inclusive service with no hidden extra’s. You will never be asked for extra’s with me. I either do something at that service level or I don’t. I’m very careful with my health and with your’s, so please do not ask for natural services or heavy BDSM as refusal may dampen the mood. You can expect a brief but entertaining sexual health check with the start of each and every booking, followed by a shared shower and then a whole heap of sexy fun.
If you have a specific scenario in mind that requires equipment or costumes you’ll be expected to provide all the necessary items, and then I am happy to play along at Vaudevillianess rates for any fantasy that requires preparation or special equipment. I play at Lady of The Night rates for fantasies that require extensive roleplay but no props, and at Tighter Booking rates for lighthearted games of pretend that don’t require me to possess acting skills.
Please note that I do not provide heavy bdsm in my services, and that on the whole my kink levels lie much closer to the feather than the whole chicken, if you know what I mean.
When can we meet?
|Monday||3:30 pm||5:30 pm|
|Tuesday||1:00 pm||5:30 pm|
|Wednesday||3:30 pm||5:30 pm|
|Thursday||1:00 pm||5:30 pm|
|Friday||1:00 pm||11:00 pm|
|Saturday||08:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Sunday||08:00 am||5:00 pm|
Availability is limited to afternoons while I am studying, this will change in April when the course finishes.
INCALL IS NOW AVAILABLE!! Your discretion when visiting me is appreciated – the neighbours really don’t need to know what we are up to.
Any contact method is fine if we have a bit of time on our side. If you are trying to get in touch for a booking right now then the phone is usually the best way to get in touch.
Please read the booking etiquette on my website – its a cheat sheet to staying on my good side ;)
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