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Profile
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Location
Brisbane
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Age
48
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Phone SMS Only
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Height
155 cm
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Dress size
petite & busty
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Hair
blonde
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Eyes
blue
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Place of Service
incall, outcall
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Body Type
busty
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E-Mail
N/A
Tours
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About me
I'm Lana, the quintessential all Australian, blonde, sexy cougar.
You will be captivated by my petite busty figure, the cheeky glint in my eyes and my mischievous smile. I keep myself youthful and energised with regular gym sessions, clean eating and healthy doses of mind-blowing sex.
Let's get to know each over a lunch or dinner date where we can flirt over a glass of wine or two before heading back to the bedroom. I offer a GENUINE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE with a PSE twist- I love to kiss and be kissed… If you enjoy pleasuring a woman, I am a responsive, orgasmic lover in my sexual prime.
Discretion is extremely important to me, so I don’t like to share too much about myself on public social media platforms or show my face for privacy reasons. This ensures your privacy and discretion as well, especially if we decide to meet at a hotel or bar.
I'm looking to make genuine connections with people who are seeking real and passionate encounters with a sexy, experienced, woman. I adore having long term lovers. I enjoy the company of all ages, backgrounds and nationalities.
Please send your initial enquiries via TEXT ONLY ON 0438678262
Available for OUTCALLS everyday. Pre-booking and a deposit is essential.
OUTCALLS ARE PREFERABLE and I'm available most days and early evenings to Brisbane hotels and to private residences of those I have previously met. I'm also the perfect companion for lunch, afternoon cocktails, movies/shows/live gigs, or executive dinners.
I can arrange INCALLS in the inner city suburb of Fortitude Valley (near Hotel X) with enough notice
Rates
Incall
| 30 minutes | $ 450 | Lunch break classic NGFE. Monday-Friday between 11am-2pm only. 30 mins of primal pleasure |
| 1 Hour | $ 750 | Classic NGFE. See inclusions below |
| 1.5 Hours | $ 1000 | |
| 2 Hours | $ 1200 | RECOMMENDED |
| 3 Hours | $ 1600 | Includes refreshments & snacks |
| PSE/ Greek | $ 1 | See my website and contact me directly for information |
| 1 Hour | $ 400 | Sensual relaxation. Massage/CBJ/HJ No sex. Incall only |
Outcall
| 1 Hour | $ 750 | City hotels only. |
| 1.5 Hours | $ 1000 | |
| 2 Hours | $ 1200 | RECOMMENDED |
| 3 Hours | $ 1600 | |
| 4 Hours | $ 1600 | Lunch/Dinner date + GFE |
| 6 Hours | $ 2000 | Dinner date + GFE |
A classic sensual exploration of each others bodies. Includes an erotic, full body warm oil massage, deep french kissing, BBBJ*/ oral without a condom/ CIM, or covered oral if you prefer, DATY/oral on me/69, body worship, light pussy play/ gentle fingering, light anal play/Italian, tantric edging with warm oils, Spanish titty sex, sex in multiple positions and possibly locations, cuddles and pillow talk :)
I am a low volume, mature, experienced provider. Mutual pleasure and your ultimate satisfaction is my goal.
PSE/ Greek - I prioritise respectful and regular clients. See my website and contact me directly for more information. (Link at bottom of this page) brisbanecompaniondotcom
Sensual relaxation - Enjoy a sensual, erotic hot oil massage with soft kisses, bodyslides and CBJ/HJ ending. Performed on a massage table for your ultimate relaxation. No sex. Incalls only.
Add 100/150 BBBJ/CIM
Add 100 oral on me
Overnights, weekends and exclusive arrangements by negotiation.
I don't see couples or women SORRY!
*ALL SUBJECT TO HEALTH AND HYGIENE. I DONT OFFER BBBJ TO THOSE WITH PHIMOSIS/ FORESKIN DOESNT RETRACT.
OUTCALLS ARE PREFERRED and are available to 4–5-star CBD hotels, day or night. A deposit is essential. Late-night surcharge may apply.
OUTCALLS to private residences are at my discretion. A travel fee may apply depending on distance.
INCALLS
Incalls are available with advanced notice in the inner-city suburb of Fortitude Valley, just off James Street. Lots of free, discreet parking and private entrance. I am rarely available for short notice appointments. Please book in advance for the best experience.
DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE if you cancel within 24 hours of your arranged booking. You can reschedule once within 4 weeks if you give me enough notice, but please note I'm unable refund if a hotel has been booked. Last minute cancellations or no shows forfeit the deposit and you will have to pay another deposit if you'd like to book with me again.
METHODS OF PAYMENT
Deposits can be made via Beem, Smart A T M, Bitcoin, Prezzee, Flight Center, Woolworths or other gift cards, or bank transfer (Commonwealth) with enough notice for funds to clear.
CASH for the remainder preferred. Please have correct amount as I do not carry change.
EFTPOS- Direct debit, Visa and MasterCard are accepted. There is a 10% GST surcharge for all card transactions. Cash payments do not incur a surcharge. I have a mobile machine that I can bring to outcalls, please make sure you let me know if you'd like to pay with card when making your appointment. If paying by card, I still require a deposit for outcalls.
BITCOIN / ETHEREUM- Please contact me for my QR code
TERMS & CONDITIONS
*A deposit is required for new clients to confirm all bookings.
*My minimum rates are shown; you are welcome to leave earlier if that is your preference.
*Please respect my time. Overstayers are required to pay my hourly rate in 15-minute increments over the agreed booking time.
*I offer a social rate of $300 per hour if you'd like to meet first before booking. There are plenty of bars nearby to socialise.
*All services are subject to a visual health check and are dependent on your general hygiene, including dental hygiene.
*Anyone who shows any signs of STIs will be offered a non-contact service or asked to leave. There are no refunds.
*'Deluxe’ services are not available to those with phimosis (foreskin does not retract)
*I don't like to send out long lists of dos and don'ts. If there's something in particular you are seeking, please just ask me.
*All clients are required to shower and use the mouth wash supplied before each booking.
*Filming is prohibited. Non-consensual filming, audio recording or taking photos is a criminal offence. Anyone who tries to film or take photos will be handed over to the police and charged.
*I am available for FLY ME TO YOU overnight bookings, within Australia and Internationally. Please get in touch for more info.
Thanks for reading, please reach out if you’d like any further details, or text me now to arrange a date to remember. I can’t wait to meet you.
Lana xxx
Fly me to you
| Melbourne | |
| Sydney CBD |
Services
- Affectionate cuddling
- Affectionate kissing
- Anal play
- Anal play - On me
- Anal play - On you
- BBBJ – bare back blow job
- BLS – balls licking and sucking
- BS - body slide
- Body worship
- CBJ – covered blow job
- CIM – cum in mouth
- COB – cum on body
- Cougar
- DATY – oral on me
- DFK – deep French kissing
- DP – double penetration
- Dinner companion
- Dirty talk
- Erotic sensual massage
- FS – full service
- Fly Me To You
- GFE - girlfriend experience
- Greek – anal sex
- Italian
- MMF - male male female
- Mutual French (oral)
- Mutual natural oral
- Natural oral
- Overnight stays
- PSE – porn star experience
- Passionate kissing
- Rimming
- Rimming - On me
- Rimming - On you
- Sex toys
- Sexy lingerie
- Sexy shower for 2
- Social escort
- Spanish
- Strap on - on you
- Strip tease
- Travel Companion
- Tromboning
- companionship
When can we meet?
| Weekday | From | Until |
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| Monday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Thursday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Friday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Saturday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
| Sunday | 10:00 am | 8:00 pm |
- Available by appointment
- Available 7 days
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
- 24 hours notice required
- Please contact me for my availability
- Flexible hours by appointment
The hours shown here are just a general guideline, I don't work "shifts", all appointments must be pre-arranged and a deposit is required.
The 'AVAILABLE NOW' feature on this website is for advertising and marketing purposes only. I turn it on so you know I'm available to take enquiries for future bookings.
I'm generally not available for last minute bookings, please allow ample time to pay a deposit.
Classy guys know how to Introduce themselves, tell me what day, time and for how long they'd like to book. Once we have both agreed on a suitable time, a deposit will secure it for you.
Contact
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Telephone SMS Only
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E-Mail
N/A
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my website
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follow me on
Preferred Contact Method
Private numbers will not be answered.
I do not respond to messages like 'hi', 'hey', 'you avail'. If you can't do the barest minimum of an introduction in your enquiry, I have no desire to see you.
Repeat offenders will be blocked
TEXT ONLY with the required information and I will respond as soon as possible.
Please include:
YOUR NAME
AGE
DAY AND TIME YOU'D LIKE TO BOOK
HOW LONG YOU'D LIKE
ANY OTHER INFORMATION
I will call you when we have agreed on a mutually convenient time x
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food
Snowgoose Hampers
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spa / massage
Endota Spa, Stephanies
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flowers
Peonies, roses, iris
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gift cards
Westfield, Myer, Honey Birdette, Brava Lingerie, Pet Warehouse, Flight Centre
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wine
A nice crisp Rose, Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio
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restaurant
The Stanton for a long lunch. City Winery Brisbane. ESSA. Hellenika
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relaxation
cuddling my dog
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perfume
Jean-Paul Gaultier Classique
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artist
Gustav Klimt. Banksy. Jean-Michel Basquiat. eX De Medici.
My Escort Diary
Testimonials
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The super sexy naughty minx that opened the door to me tonight was on another level. This was my second visit to Lana, I’d requested she wear a sexy dress and she looked mind blowing. I’d always thought just being in the same room as someone hot, fun and engaging as Lana was an unachievable goal but...
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BY Mr T.
I have found new way to spell fun. It's LANA. We laughed, we shared feelings and thoughts on life. Lana is great company, full of fun and a zest for life. She is excellent at taking your mind away from the challenged of everyday life. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Lana and hope to again. Thanks... -
BY Mr T.
Today I had my first date with Lana and it was a wonderful time. Lana is so much fun and full of mischief. She was attentive to me desires and provided a great striptease and lap dance. With that as a beginning it was not long before the fun really started. Lana is so much fun the smile stayed on my... -
BY Phil P
I spent an amazing 3 hours with Lana last week, almost the minimum amount of time to spend with such a wonderful lady. Lana is incredible company, she's intelligent, fun and possesses the most sensual energy that totally captivated me. Lana's generosity, enthusiasm and sensuality in the bedroom is s... -
BY Mick
Fantastic. Lana’s got the goods. Was worried about paying a deposit but all good. Well worth it. See you soon babe.