escort diary® of Paz Bizarre: What I'm Building in 2026. Come along for the Bizarre & Wonderful Ride!
New Year's Day & I'm supposedly on holiday, but my inbox tells a different story!
Session enquiries & deposits for 2026 have been steady since I announced the rate revisions in December. Sydney & Newcastle tour dates are filling, especially the long bookings. Four hours+ & daycare days. Just what Mummy adores! I've been doing this work long enough to know what serves it best & that's time & the right clients.
Over the years, I've diversified beyond hourly sessions with annual contracts with long-term clients, pivoting to Distance Domination, NeuroKink group coaching online & events. That stability means I can make decisions based on what creates the best sessions! & for me, the best work happens in extended sessions. Longer sessions are prioritised & I'm glad for the rate revisions I've announced! The rate structure now supports what I actually want to facilitate; deep, unhurried exploration with clients who are ready for it! I'd rather do three extended sessions a month than ten rushed ones!!
Short sessions are fine & they DO have their place. But there's something about four, six, eight hours that allows real depth. I love being able to stop managing time & start actually feeling into the dynamic. I especially love group dynamics or social dates before/ after where the clock disappears & transformation becomes possible. I love getting to know you! Your motivations, desires, & what makes you excited!
At my previous rates, a six-hour adult baby session was $7,000. Most people couldn't justify that even if they desperately wanted it!! Now it's still an investment, but suddenly possible for people who've been dreaming about full daycare experiences for years.
The response has been immediate. Smart clients did the math & booked & are enquiring. Fantastic!
What I'm Not Doing:
I'm not lowering standards or compromising vetting.
If anything, financial stability makes me more selective. I can afford to say 'no' to bookings that don't feel right.
My availability remains limited & consultations are still required for extended time. The barrier has always been psychological readiness & compatibility, which hasn't changed.
What changed is that clients who were always a good fit but couldn't afford the time they needed? Now they can!
What I Am Building:
More tours; Sydney & Newcastle are established. I have added Canberra to my regular list in 2026.
I'll be exploring Singapore as an additional city based on demand. Quality over quantity, though, as I'd rather do focused tours in cities where I have real interest than spread myself thin everywhere.
NeuroKink is in its second cohort, which is exciting. I'm launching NeuroKink Academy Foundations, where LIVE group coaching commences on January 6th. It's six weeks on the psychology & neuroscience of kink for neurodivergent kinksters. I'll be running live NeuroKink lectures from overseas; teaching while travelling, which feels fitting. The work continues even when I'm not in session. Yes, I'll be facilitating LIVES from overseas while I'm away! Why not?! That's the AuDHD way! ;-)
2026 is about depth, not breadth.
! AWAY ! (but still checking on things):
I'm officially away until January 19th, but things are still moving, Behind-The-Scenes & for NeuroKink.
Session bookings are being processed & NeuroKink enrolments are still open. People who email now regarding sessions get priority when I return!
Considering Booking?
If you've been following me from a distance; reading, consuming content, thinking "maybe someday"; pay attention to the pattern! My autistic pattern-picker says the pattern for these people/ or AKA The clients who booked early for 2026 are the ones who:
* Knew what they wanted
* Recognised when the barrier shifted
* Moved decisively when the opportunity appeared
They didn't wait until they felt "ready enough" or until I was back from holiday. They emailed, got their enquiries in, some even sent a deposit upfront & secured their spots.
If 2026 feels like your year, move now!
My calendar has space, but it's filling. The people who hesitate while "thinking about it" often find themselves waiting months for availability.
Don't be that person.
What Do Long Sessions Look Like?:
Since people ask; a six-hour adult baby session isn't six hours of constant intensity.
It might be waking up slowly...having a bottle...getting comfortable in the space without rush.
Time to actually sink into little space instead of trying to access it in 90 minutes.
It's nap time where you might actually sleep...or being fed without hurrying...maybe it's routine & repetition... the luxury of duration.
Little space doesn't happen fast....It happens when you've been small long enough to forget you were ever big!
That's what the extended rates make possible.
Email me now & I'll respond when I'm back Jan 19. We'll schedule your consultation & see if we're a match.
The calendar is filling, but there's still space.
Be smart & move early.
-Miss Paz
Away Jan 1-19. Session enquiries: paz@pazbizarre.com.au NeuroKink FREE Lesson 1: https://neurokinkacademy.systeme.io/f8053a08 . Back in full MILF Mode January 19th.
