Wait, what? A farewell? I’m NOT RETIRING! I repeat: I AM NOT RETIRING.

I’m just headed overseas from May 5 – June 26 to embrace a European sojourn, filled with sun and sand.

So what does that mean for you? You're going to be spoiled silly before I take to the skies.

From now until May 2, Melbourne lovers can spend an extra half hour in my embrace with all experiences over an hour.

E.g: book 1 hour, pay for 1 hour, spend 90 mins with me.
Book 90 mins, pay for 1 hour, spend 2 hours with me.

You know I love an organised gentleman, so don’t delay or I’ll have to send you a postcard from Italy.

Text 0490 840 994 and mention this announcement on Scarlet Blue.

IMPORTANT: I will be overseas from May 5 - June 26. I will not be responding to text messages or emails for Melbourne enquiries during this time.

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