Blair Clementine 0

Hey you, why don’t you sit down and pour yourself a drink?

Dirty-minded, kind-hearted blonde escort here. And if that’s not a cocktail you’re ready to sip, you may be in the wrong bar.

I’m Blair, a blonde escort and professional bad influence. I was blessed with a preternatural ability for having an indecently good time and I’ve had plenty of chance to practice. Want to join me?

My favourite soirêes involve never-ending dinners, little red boxes and bad ideas whispered in my ear after 12am. My favourite mornings? Preferably wrapped in hotel sheets, replaying stories from the night before, which I can’t tell anyone else.

But naughtiness is just part of my charm. I’m a good girl really. I take pleasure in softness: fresh roses, all-enveloping hotel bathrobes, the brush of your hand against my bare legs under the restaurant table. I promise pleasure is rarely this sweet.

Whilst I’m undeniably nocturnal, when I’m not out living my Jordan Belfort-inspired best life, you’ll likely find me in the library working on an assignment. A student of psychology, I’m interested in the selves we keep hidden and the desires that shape who we become. Which is just a complicated way of saying, I know what you want and I look forward to giving it to you.

I don’t do boring and I don’t fake chemistry. I’m here for the real thing – conversation, laughter and lifelong friendship.

Whether you want a decadent distraction or someone warm and present to unwind with after a long day, I’d love to meet you.

So… shall we start something? I’ll be the blonde escort at the bar with a barely read novel in my lap and a look that says you’re already in too deep.