Girlfriend for Hire
If you know me, you know I'm enthusiastic about weird sexual fantasies. But last week I came up with something really odd - and it caught me by surprise.
I was lying on my couch binge-watching Netflix. This is a common occurrence, especially for those of us whose evening hours are taken up with debauchery. Our days can be long and quiet. When I'm not working on my writing projects or catching up with friends, I really enjoy settling in for a long, self-indulgent movie-watching session.
Just to give you some context, my couch is huge. It's about four metres wide and two metres deep. When I'm ensconced in it, I end up being swallowed up by pillows and blankets. It's super-comfortable, but there's a lot of space left over. All of a sudden, I started to think about how great it would be if I could just order up someone to come and cuddle me while I watched Stranger Things. I didn't want anyone particularly hot - just a regular person who would be happy to hang out and maybe get a little bit sexy with me if we got bored...
I mean, why not? That's what sex work is for, right? It's not just for sex, it's for filling those niches - when people need companionship and fun and cuddles, we're here for that. But there's often this idea that escorts need to fit a particular stereotypical 'look'. When I go out on jobs, I always wear expensive lingerie and high heels. I always do my hair and put on nice makeup and generally make myself look as though I'm heading out to a five-star restaurant. I do this because I want to look my absolute best for someone who has put time and money and effort into seeing me.
But what if that's not what everyone wants?
Although escorts emphasise connection and intimacy, we also strive to be the best versions we can be - a sort of Wonder Woman, a 'perfect' girlfriend who wears amazing lingerie, and is always sexually available. And don't get me wrong, I love dressing up. I love being spoiled and taken to fancy restaurants. I like feeling like a sexy femme fatale...
But in real life, I'm a bit of a tomboy. I wear jeans and short denim shorts a lot, and band t-shirts. I wear Converse sneakers. I love working out (not the kind where I look amazing in my expensive active-wear and all the bros can't take their eyes off me, but the kind where I sweat a lot and make weird noises until I worry they're going to ask me to leave.) I like watching science fiction movies, and I like spending hours with a good book at my local cafe.
I know there are guys out there who would love to spend time with am ordinary woman, straight off the street. No pressure, no expectations of being anyone but yourself ... and the freedom to just relax and enjoy the company of a lady as though she were a regular date.
Here's my idea: the 'Girlfriend for Hire' Experience.
I don't want to suggest that the stereotypical 'girlfriend experience' isn't genuine - that would be insulting a whole lot of amazing workers who practice their work with passion and integrity. Even my own 'GFE' service is perfectly genuine. Being glam is a part of my personality - I've just hand-picked all the best bits for you, like making a chocolate selection at Koko Black.
But the other, everyday stuff - I'd like to give guys a chance to experience that. To provide the sort of company that's restful and relaxing because it's down-to-earth. To spend the day with someone, taking walks or seeing movies or going to the gym or cuddling on the couch. I'd love to go on a road trip to the beach or spend the day on a picnic blanket in the park. These are things that are fun to do with a female friend, but not so fun when you're wearing high heels and stockings!
I'll be turning up in my street clothes (my REAL street clothes, not the brand new skinny jeans and heels you'll normally see me in when a client asks for casual wear.) I'll be more of a regular girlfriend than a 'glamour' girlfriend: I'll speak my mind, have a say in what we do together, and make it more about the companionship than the sex. (Although sex is an important part of the experience, it would be comfortable 'girlfriend' sex .. the kind with mismatched underwear and snuggling and nap time afterwards.)
It will have to be organic and natural. I'll turn up, and we'll go on an adventure together - a trip to the movies or a river cruise or a wander through the city. We'll find fun, quirky places to have coffee. We'll eat lunch wherever we feel like (no need to make a reservation in a top-notch restaurant!) We'll decide what to do together.
It won't appeal to everyone. But I think it will be a lot of fun for those clients who appreciate companionship and connection.
If you'd like to join me in the experiment, I'm open to suggestions for date ideas and activities ... or I can help plan something fun for you, if you're not sure what you want. I'm available for day-long or evening-long bookings, or even overnights if you really want to wake up in bed next to a special someone! I'm starting with lower-than-usual rates and I'm offering a 50% discount for social-only experiences, for those guys who don't want to get sexy, just enjoy the company.
Are you the right man for this adventure? Get in touch ... I can't wait to meet you.
My 'Girlfriend for Hire' experience will be available for the rest of Summer at a low introductory rate: $2000 for the day, $1800 for the evening or $3000 for a delightful overnight date. 'Social only' rates are 50% off. See my Scarlet Blue Profile for more information.