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Profile SWA 10559XE
Currently touring in Melbourne
Phone SMS Only
0474 120 112
Place of Service
|Melbourne||13th August||25th August|
|Melbourne||26th August||17th September|
|Perth||1st December||9th December|
|Byron Bay||20th December||22nd December|
|* TO BE CONFIRMED. NOW TAKING DEPOSITS WITH PRE-BOOKINGS.|
- Drop me an email requesting your date(s) and location.
- Book ahead with a deposit. I only take one or two bookings per day so the schedule fills up fast.
- Bespoke (customised) visits are available.
I'm a straight-shooting Aust-Asian GenXer, six years deep in the industry and usually based in Melbourne, Perth and Sydney (and visit other areas on request).
I've been told I'm great fun (in, and out of bed), and I quite like my job.
If you've waded through tonnes of profiles, you've probably had enough of flowery bullshit like "being ready to please", "oh I'm so lonely, come fuck me baby", and "sexy hot XXX dreamz".
Guess what? You won't find any of that sycophantic rubbish here!
So let's cut the crap:
I'm a professional sex worker.
You're a clean, respectful client.
We both know why we're here.
You'll find me to warm, welcoming and open-minded.
The sizzling body, the tongue piercing, the ink ... that's all just a bonus. YOU WIN !
So here's the thing. People visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...
- Looking for some down-to-earth intimacy without bells & whistles?
- Want to escape from reality for a couple of hours in a nice warm apartment?
- Maybe Work paid for your hotel room and you wanna share it with someone?
- Sick of the parlours and brothels? Ready to try a session with a private escort?
- Have trouble connecting with women?
- Love the companionship but don't want to commit?
- Shift worker? Find it hard to hook-up during 'normal' hours?
- Big weekend? Wanna spoil yourself?
- End of a big weekend?? Home alone, and want a cuddle? Or not ready to go home yet?
- Struggling with a long-distance relationship?
- Personal circumstances standing in the way of sex with your significant other?
- Looking for a provider with a deep understanding of disability access & social inclusion?
- Recently divorced and need some practise before hitting Tinder?
- Maybe you're already Tindering ... and they've all been disasters??
... The reasons guys see escorts are as wide and varied as the type of escorts (and their services) out there.
In the sex industry, "something for everyone" really does ring true.
And not everyone who pays for sex is a sad sack or a loser.
So don't worry, chief. I've been around the block.
Nothing surprises me.
Sex isn't formulaic. Many sessions are more about journeys than destinations.
If you don't cross the finish line, you're not a failure (and neither am I).
A sexual experience can mean different things to different people so please, read carefully to make sure What-I-Offer truly matches What-You're-Seeking.
Anything not covered here, drop me a line.
Communication is key.
My friends call me Zen x
Independent Sex Worker - 2013 to current
Board Member - National sex worker support NGO - 2017 - current
Board Member - State-based sex worker support NGO - 2015 - current
Sex Worker Volunteer Liaison - State-based disability/sexuality education/awareness NGO - 2016 - current
Key Contributor (Australia) "Smart Service Providers' Guide to ICT & Sex Work" published by Global Network of Sex Work Projects 2016
Workshop Facilitator "Consumer Behaviour: Into The Lions' Den" - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015
Event supplier: music/sound/lighting - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015 - current
Event supplier: music/sound/lighting - Hodependence Day Melbourne 2017
"Professional Disability Awareness Training" Touching Base Inc - 2015
Touching Base Inc.
Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP) NSW
Sexuality, Education, Counselling & Consultancy Agency (SECCA) WA
Sydney Opera House
FC2 (Female Condom Manufacturer)
Dr Eric Sprankle
RECENT AWARDS *
Best Kisser - Colin of Gold Coast 2015
Most Eloquent - Ricky of Sydney 2016
Most Memorable Overnight - Andy of Newcastle, Spencer of Central Coast, Jack of Melbourne 2017
Best Nipples - Armand of Sydney 2017
Most Infectious Laugh - Jenny of Perth 2015
Best Sex I've Ever Had - Trent of Perth, Darren of Hobart, Michael of Adelaide, Cameron of Melbourne, Julius of Sydney, Jonathon of Brisbane 2017
* names changed to protect privacy
|Dinner Date||$ 850||4-hour package: 2h play + 2h meal|
|2 Hours||$ 575||Two hours notice + deposit + transit fee based on travel time/distance|
|1 Hour||$ 325||Two hours notice + deposit + transit fee based on travel time/distance|
- Affectionate cuddling
- Affectionate kissing
- BLS – balls licking and sucking
- BS - body slide
- Bi twin (double)
- CBJ – covered blow job
- COB – cum on body
- DATY – oral on me
- DFK – deep French kissing
- Dinner companion
- Dirty talk
- Disabled Clients
- Doggy style
- FK – French kissing
- FS – full service
- GFE - girlfriend experience
- GS - golden showers
- GS – golden shower - On you
- MFF – male female female
- MMF - male male female
- MSOG – multiple shots on goal
- Multiple positions
- Mutual French (oral)
- Mutual masturbation
- Natural bush (pubic hair)
- Overnight stays
- Passionate kissing
- Pearl Necklace
- Roman Showers (vomit fetish)
- Sexy shower for 2
- Social escort
The package is also adjustable for daytime (brunch or lunch).
Dietary requirements: Please note I'm allergic to peanuts, and alcohol.
- Kissing (DFK)
- Intimate touching (on her, FIV)
- Intimate touching (on him, HJ - check notes below)
- Mutual French (CBJ + DATY)
- Full service (CFS)
- Multiple positions (RCG, and more)
- Multiple shots (MSOG)
- Cum on body (COB)
- Femidom experience (female condom - a safer alternative to BBFS - suitable for those struggling with condoms, anxiety or erectile dysfunction)
Bi- & Straight- THREESOMES or FOURSOMES (FMF, MFF, MMFF)
- Yes I can bring a friend
- I have friends all over Australia
- Male, female, trans, bi
- Pricing varies
- Just gonna be honest: Handjobs are not my forte.
- If you want a rub'n'tug with a happy ending, I'm happy to refer you to one of my talented (and hot) colleagues.
- All services are safe, sane, consensual.
- Health checks mandatory.
- I know you're randy, but a lot of guys forget to be polite when enquiring. Don't be demanding, slimey or creepy. Keep it fresh and respectful mkay.
- NO natural, bareback, BBBJ, BBFS
- NO Greek, anal, rimming, or any kind of buttplay
- NO Spanish/breasts (sorry, mine are too small)
- NO deep-throat, CIM, COF
- NO weed, speed or meth (I don't do em, but I don't mind if you do. Don't assume - ask.)
- NO PNP or swaps
- NO photos or selfies whatsoever (please don't ask as refusal may cause upset)
- Unusual enquiries welcome (I offer two fetishes: roman shower & golden shower). Just be aware that although I am open-minded, I do not consider myself a true BDSM or fetish provider.
- It is important that we discuss your specific fantasy / phobia / objective. And if you have any injuries / illness / disability.
- I endeavour to provide a safe space where you are accepted for who you are. You will not be shamed for being different. Just let me know your situation so we can be on the same page.
When can we meet?
|Monday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Tuesday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Wednesday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Thursday||10:00 am||11:00 pm|
|Friday||10:00 am||11:55 pm|
|Saturday||12:00 am||11:55 pm|
|Sunday||12:00 am||11:00 pm|
- Flexible hours by appointment
- Available by appointment
- Please contact me for my availability
- Available 7 days
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
Fri & Sat: 24h
Sun: early til 11pm
Other hours available on request, with deposit.
Welcoming shift workers, night owls, early tradies, hospo crew and polite members of the underbelly.
And everyone in between : )
I work mainly in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth.
Will visit on request:
- Most rural/regional areas within Australia
- Adelaide, Brisbane, Hobart, Canberra
- Darwin , Alice Springs
- Newcastle , Central Coast , Byron Bay
- Bairnsdale , Bendigo , Daylesford , Ballarat
- Bunbury , Busselton , Albany , Margaret River wine region , Esperance , Kalgoorlie , Geraldton , Karratha , Port Hedland , Broome
Will visit on special request only:
- Hong Kong
- Indonesia (Bali and Jakarta)
- Thailand (Bangkok, Phuket, Krabi)
- New Zealand
Please note: For special requests, client is responsible for all airfares, transfers and meals.
I love music. iTunes gift cards are the perfect present.
none - I don't wear any
none - I'm allergic to most women's fragrances
A man who is unafraid of vulnerability and impermanence
Here's some bucket-list activities that I'd love to share with you!
- museums & galleries
- science/discovery centres
- theatre, musicals, dinner & show, stand up comedy
- going behind-the-scenes at the zoo
- gala dinners & corporate functions (if you ever need a plus-one)
- naughty weekend away
- sightseeing a new place
- road trips
- log cabins
- beach shacks & bungalows
- adrenaline junkie !!
- skiing, snowboarding (& apres-ski snuggling)
- hanggliding, parasailing, skydiving
- horse trekking, dog sledding
- canyoning, whitewater rafting
- whale watching, snorkelling, boating
FOOD & CULTURE
- food festivals
- music festivals
- arts festivals
- farmers' markets
- and if you're away from home and tired of eating alone ... ? Sometimes it's just nice to have someone to share a meal with.
Sex doesn't have to be on the agenda (enquire for companionship-only rates).
I'm a brilliant date ... without any ongoing commitment afterwards.
I'm the best rent-a-girlfriend on the planet.
Make the call. You won't regret it!
All sorts of food... I love food! (but please, no peanuts or chilli)
Respect and Thoughtfulness
Please remember I can't drink, thanks x
My list of "things" is short - because I value time-together over objects.
You'll find me to be neither materialistic nor shallow. I am a minimalist - I enjoy a life rich with experiences, and sparse on possessions.
I do not feel the need to build my business by wallowing in fantasies based on "luxury" items, and I don't expect you to either.
We may buy (and deserve) the best for each other because we are committed to excellence in design, quality or service. Not because it indicates or represents status or class.
If you'd like to send a practical gift that will help me achieve my goals? Please check my Twitter for a link to the gift registry (unable to post link here).
I am happier in a pair of Merrells than a pair of Louboutins.
Enable my adventures, and I'll enable yours.