Laura Palmer



  • Location

    Australia wide

  • Age


  • Phone


  • Height

    170 cm

  • Dress size


  • Hair


  • Eyes


  • Place of Service

    incall, outcall

  • Body Type




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About me

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
*Hair is currently blonde!*

I promise you I'm not like any other woman you've ever been with. I'm real, I'm honest, and I want to have just as good of a time as you, if not preferably more ;)

I am not your classic good girl. I am not a boring bimbo on your arm. I am a disturbingly unique snowflake; an arthouse experiment you've yet to encounter. I'm smarter than you'll want me to be, and cocky to boot, but if you treat me right your life will be a wildfire adventure you may or may not regret. I am a Masters ComPsych student from Seattle, currently living and studying Thai language and writing my Thesis in Phuket, Thailand, with a passion for books, art, animals, video games, music and adventures. I'm fairly alternative and certainly cynical. I have an ever-growing collection of nerdy tattoos I'm sure you'll be keen to discover. Outside of university I spend most of my time gaming, practicing guitar, doing yoga/pilates, screenwriting and acting, volunteering and attending psychology conferences/research groups, taking photos or making art in other forms, partying, travelling, dancing, swimming, meditating, camping, watching films, reading novels and comics, going to plays/live music/museums, going out for food/drinks, riding on my scooter, spending time with my animals, and meeting new people. I'm absolutely obsessed with David Lynch, Bret Easton Ellis, Zelda, and vaporwave. I'm a little bit Mona Flowers meets Daria with a dire wanderlust, a bit (or a lot) of a tom boy babygirl, but also a very strong, confident woman.

I am an experienced escort, but I'm always interested to try new things, so give me a ring if you want to explore our bodies together, or if you just want a one-on-one experience that isn't just your run-of-the-mill, one-hitter-quitter. My favourite bookings are personal and fun, especially with dinner and a drink and maybe some dd/lg roleplay or toys if that's up your alley. But don't worry, I'm also quite happy to spit in your mouth and tell you what to do if that's what you want, you dirty dirty boy... But if you're more keen for a simple chat and a cuddle that's always a lovely time as well, so long as you treat me right - so let's make some real memories; let's have an adventure together daddio!



30 minutes $ 400
1 Hour $ 600
Dinner Date $ 1000 Dinner Date + 1 hr booking
Overnight $ 4000


30 minutes $ 500
1 Hour $ 700
Dinner Date $ 1000 Dinner Date + 1 hr booking
Overnight $ 4000
Outcalls and rates will be dependent on location. Please inquire.


  • Affectionate cuddling
  • Affectionate kissing
  • Anal play - On you
  • B + D – bondage + discipline
  • BDSM
  • BS - body slide
  • Bi twin (double)
  • Body worship
  • Bondage
  • CBJ – covered blow job
  • CBT – cock and ball torture
  • CD – cross dressing
  • COB – cum on body
  • Costumes and role play
  • Couples
  • DATY – oral on me
  • DFK – deep French kissing
  • DT – deep throat
  • Dinner companion
  • Dirty talk
  • Disabled Clients
  • Doggy style
  • Erotic sensual massage
  • FE – female ejaculation (squirting)
  • Fetish
  • Filming
  • Foot fetish
  • Full oil massage
  • GFE - girlfriend experience
  • GS - golden showers
  • Gagging
  • Happy ending
  • Kissing
  • Light bondage
  • Light spanking
  • Multiple positions
  • Mutual masturbation
  • Natural bush (pubic hair)
  • Overnight stays
  • Sex toys
  • Sexy lingerie
  • Sexy shower for 2
Services listed above may cost in addition to the hourly rate. Please inquire.

When can we meet?

  • Available by appointment
  • Please contact me for my availability
  • Available 7 days
  • Flexible hours by appointment
  • Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
  • Available 24 hours
I am very open to new things and thoughts. I've spent many years studying Psychology, so you never have to feel nervous about asking me anything. Times and adventures can be catered to what suits you.


Preferred Contact Method

WhatsApp and email for booking inquiries please :)

I love escorting not only because I enjoy sex and being treated well, but also because of the experiences and stories I get to hear from clients. One of my favourite parts about working and travelling is hearing about different people and their lives, where they've been, what they do, where they're going. We all have a story to tell, secrets to share, fantasies to delve deep into! Bonus points if you can recognise where my tattoos are from or what my escort name was inspired by (come on, you didn't really think it was my real name, did you? :p) If I could have an ideal client, we would enjoy together dinner and drinks, maybe out or ordering room service, or at their place playing video games and having sex, massaging each other between exchanging orgasms (hopefully many) or maybe going out dancing, a museum, a movie or a naked ocean swim! But really, I'm always up for whatever fun we may have in the short time we have together :)
  • art

    I love art of all types to collect and hang on my wall.

  • lingerie

    Traveling in Thailand, I left most of my lingerie behind in New Zealand!

  • shoes

    I'm a size 9, and I love something tall, powerful and dangerous.

  • books

    Bring me your favourite book so I can judge you.

  • wine

    Pinot Noir or Sauvignon Blanc

  • vouchers

    Amazon, Steam, Visa, Victoria's Secret, etc.

  • toys

    Lelo is my brand of choice

  • spa / massage

    Pamper me please ~

  • perfume

    Legend Montblanc Cologne

  • flowers

    Roses and Lillies

  • costumes

    Cosplay, bg, dominatrix

  • jewellery

    I like unique jewelry, something you won't see on other people.

  • wine

    Who isn't a fan of wine though?

  • animal

    I love all animals, but I'm spicy, so of course I love them kittens!

  • food

    Japanese, Italian and Thai are some of the bests!


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