BY Mick
Fantastic. Lana’s got the goods. Was worried about paying a deposit but all good. Well worth it. See you soon babe.
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Profile
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Location
Hervey bay
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Age
40's
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Phone SMS Only
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Height
156 cm
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Dress size
petite 8
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Hair
blonde
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Eyes
blue
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Place of Service
incall, outcall
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Body Type
busty
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E-Mail
N/A
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About me
Discreet, passionate playmate. Brisbane dinner companion and escort
TEXT ONLY PLEASE! - 0438678262 I'm located in FORTITUDE VALLEY (near Hotel X)
Welcome lovers,
Thank you for taking an interest in my profile, I hope I've aroused your curiosity..
I'm the quintessential all Australian pocket rocket - attractive, blonde, petite and busty. As a former men's magazine model, you can rest assured I have the looks and the moves in and out of the bedroom. I'm the hot, sexy cougar you've always fantasised about - let me turn your desires into reality.
I love getting to know you over a lunch or dinner date where we can flirt over a glass of wine or two before heading back to the bedroom. I offer a GENUINE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE with a PSE twist- I love to kiss and be kissed… If you enjoy pleasuring a woman, I am a very responsive and orgasmic lover, I can guide you if you're unsure.
Discretion is extremely important to me, so I don’t like to share too much about myself on public social media platforms or show my face for privacy reasons. This ensures your privacy and utmost discretion as well, especially if we decide to meet at a hotel or bar.
I'm looking to make genuine connections with people who are seeking real and passionate encounters with a sexy, experienced woman. I adore having long term lovers.
Fully vaccinated.
TEXT ONLY ON 0438678262 as I'm not always available to take calls so please send me a text initially and I'll call you when we have agreed on a mutually convenient time.
OUTCALLS ARE PREFERABLE and I'm available most days and early evenings to Brisbane hotels and to private residences of those I have previously met. I'm also the perfect companion for lunch, afternoon cocktails, movies/shows/live gigs, or executive dinners.
I can arrange also arrange INCALLS every day in the inner city suburb of Fortitude Valley.
Rates
Incall
| 3 Hours | $ 1500 | GFE/PSE (Includes a grazing platter) $1650 after 6pm |
| 2 Hours | $ 1000 | GFE/PSE $1100 after 6pm |
| 1.5 Hours | $ 900 | GFE/PSE $1000 after 6pm |
| 1 Hour | $ 650 | GFE/PSE $700 after 6pm |
Outcall
| 1 Hour | $ 650 | Brisbane hotels only. $700 after 6pm |
| 1.5 Hours | $ 900 | Brisbane hotels only. $1000 after 6pm |
| 2 Hours | $ 1000 | Brisbane hotels only. $1100 after 6pm |
| 3 Hours | $ 1500 | Brisbane hotels only. $1650 after 6pm |
| Lunch/cocktail/Dinner date | $ 1500 | Up to 4 hours. 2 hours private at hotel |
| Dinner & Show/movies | $ 2000 | Up to 6 hours. A night (or day) on the town. Whatever you fancy- show, movies, dancing, art gallery |
| Overnight | $ 3000 | 15 hours (eg. 6pm-9am) |
| Overnight | $ 3500 | 20 hours (eg hotel check-in to check out) Party bookings- POA |
| Weekend | $ 11111 | PRICE ON APPLICATION |
All inclusive, GFE/PSE experience.
Contact me for inclusions.
TEXT ONLY FOR INITIAL ENQUIRIES. I don't answer calls, I will arrange a suitable time for us both to speak on the phone once I have your initial enquiry by text.
A SMALL DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED FOR ALL BOOKINGS. NO DEPOSIT= NO BOOKING.
OUTCALLS ARE PREFERRED and are available to 4-5 star CBD hotels, day or night. A deposit is essential. Late-night surcharge applies.
OUTCALLS to private residences are at my discretion. A travel fee may apply. Lunch/Dinner date/overnight rates are for outcalls only where you supply accomodation.
INCALLS
Incalls are available in the inner city suburb of Fortitude Valley, just off James Street. Lots of free, discreet parking and private entrance.
Due to QLD law, Im unable to list my services here. Please contact me.
DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE if you cancel within 24 hours of your arranged booking. You can reschedule once within 4 weeks if you give me enough notice, but please note I can not refund if a hotel has been booked. Last minute cancellations or no shows forfeit the deposit and you will have to pay another deposit if you'd like to book with me again.
METHODS OF PAYMENT
Deposits can be made via Beemit, Smart A T M, certain gift cards or bank transfer (Commonwealth) with enough notice for funds to clear.
CASH for the remainder preferred. Please have correct amount as I do not carry change.
EFTPOS- Direct debit, Visa and MasterCard are accepted. There is a 5% surcharge for all card transactions. I have a mobile machine that I can bring to outcalls, please make sure you let me know if you'd like to pay with card when making your appointment. If paying by card, I still require a deposit for outcalls.
BITCOIN / ETHEREUM- Please contact me for my QR code
TERMS & CONDITIONS
*A small deposit is required to confirm all bookings.
*My minimum rates are shown, you are welcome to leave earlier if that is your preference.
*Do not haggle my rates, it is a complete turn off and you will be blocked.
*Clients are required to pay for all food and drinks during extended dates/ overnight bookings.
*Please respect my time. Overstayers are required to pay my hourly rate in 15 minute increments over the agreed booking time.
*I offer a social rate of $300 per hour if you'd like to meet first before booking. There are plenty of bars nearby to socialise.
*All services are subject to a visual health check and are dependent on your general hygiene, including dental hygiene.
*Anyone who shows any signs of STIs will be offered a non contact service or asked to leave. There are no refunds.
*'Deluxe’ services are not available to those with phimosis (foreskin does not retract)
*I don't like to send out long lists of do's and dont's. If there's something in particular you are seeking, please just ask me.
*All clients are required to shower and use the mouth wash supplied before each booking.
*I am available for FLY ME TO YOU overnight bookings, within Australia and Internationally. Please get in touch for more info.
Thanks for reading, please reach out if you’d like any further details, or text me now to arrange a date to remember. I can’t wait to meet you.
Lana xxx
Contact me for inclusions.
TEXT ONLY FOR INITIAL ENQUIRIES. I don't answer calls, I will arrange a suitable time for us both to speak on the phone once I have your initial enquiry by text.
A SMALL DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED FOR ALL BOOKINGS. NO DEPOSIT= NO BOOKING.
OUTCALLS ARE PREFERRED and are available to 4-5 star CBD hotels, day or night. A deposit is essential. Late-night surcharge applies.
OUTCALLS to private residences are at my discretion. A travel fee may apply. Lunch/Dinner date/overnight rates are for outcalls only where you supply accomodation.
INCALLS
Incalls are available in the inner city suburb of Fortitude Valley, just off James Street. Lots of free, discreet parking and private entrance.
Due to QLD law, Im unable to list my services here. Please contact me.
DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE if you cancel within 24 hours of your arranged booking. You can reschedule once within 4 weeks if you give me enough notice, but please note I can not refund if a hotel has been booked. Last minute cancellations or no shows forfeit the deposit and you will have to pay another deposit if you'd like to book with me again.
METHODS OF PAYMENT
Deposits can be made via Beemit, Smart A T M, certain gift cards or bank transfer (Commonwealth) with enough notice for funds to clear.
CASH for the remainder preferred. Please have correct amount as I do not carry change.
EFTPOS- Direct debit, Visa and MasterCard are accepted. There is a 5% surcharge for all card transactions. I have a mobile machine that I can bring to outcalls, please make sure you let me know if you'd like to pay with card when making your appointment. If paying by card, I still require a deposit for outcalls.
BITCOIN / ETHEREUM- Please contact me for my QR code
TERMS & CONDITIONS
*A small deposit is required to confirm all bookings.
*My minimum rates are shown, you are welcome to leave earlier if that is your preference.
*Do not haggle my rates, it is a complete turn off and you will be blocked.
*Clients are required to pay for all food and drinks during extended dates/ overnight bookings.
*Please respect my time. Overstayers are required to pay my hourly rate in 15 minute increments over the agreed booking time.
*I offer a social rate of $300 per hour if you'd like to meet first before booking. There are plenty of bars nearby to socialise.
*All services are subject to a visual health check and are dependent on your general hygiene, including dental hygiene.
*Anyone who shows any signs of STIs will be offered a non contact service or asked to leave. There are no refunds.
*'Deluxe’ services are not available to those with phimosis (foreskin does not retract)
*I don't like to send out long lists of do's and dont's. If there's something in particular you are seeking, please just ask me.
*All clients are required to shower and use the mouth wash supplied before each booking.
*I am available for FLY ME TO YOU overnight bookings, within Australia and Internationally. Please get in touch for more info.
Thanks for reading, please reach out if you’d like any further details, or text me now to arrange a date to remember. I can’t wait to meet you.
Lana xxx
Services
- Affectionate cuddling
- Affectionate kissing
- Anal play
- BBBJ – bare back blow job
- BJ – blow job
- BLS – balls licking and sucking
- BS - body slide
- Body worship
- CBJ – covered blow job
- CIM – cum in mouth
- COB – cum on body
- COF – cum on face
- Cougar
- DATY – oral on me
- DFK – deep French kissing
- Dinner companion
- Dirty talk
- Doggy style
- Erotic sensual massage
- FK – French kissing
- FS – full service
- Fly Me To You
- Full oil massage
- HJ – hand job
- Italian
- Kissing
- MSOG – multiple shots on goal
- Massage
- Multiple positions
- Mutual French (oral)
- Mutual natural oral
- Natural oral
- Overnight stays
- Passionate kissing
- Pearl Necklace
- Prostate massage
- Rimming
- Rimming - On me
- Rimming - On you
- Role play
- Secretary
- Sexy lingerie
- Sexy shower for 2
- Social escort
- Spanish
- Strip tease
- Tea bagging
- Travel Companion
- Tromboning
When can we meet?
| Weekday | From | Until |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | 12:30 pm | 11:00 pm |
| Tuesday | 12:30 pm | 11:00 pm |
| Wednesday | 12:30 pm | 11:00 pm |
| Thursday | 12:30 pm | 11:00 pm |
| Friday | 12:30 pm | 01:00 am |
| Saturday | 12:30 pm | 01:00 am |
| Sunday | 12:30 pm | 11:00 pm |
- Available by appointment
- Available 7 days
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
- 24 hours notice required
- Please contact me for my availability
- Flexible hours by appointment
The 'AVAILABLE NOW' feature on this website is for advertising and marketing purposes only. I turn it on so you know Im available to take enquiries for future bookings.
Im generally not available for last minute bookings, but occasionally you may get lucky. I appreciate those who can book ahead and schedule a time in advance with a deposit.
Classy guys know how to Introduce themselves, tell me what day, time and for how long they'd like to book. Once we have both agreed on a suitable time, a deposit will secure it for you.
Contact
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Telephone SMS Only
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E-Mail
N/A
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my website
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follow me on
Preferred Contact Method
Private numbers will not be answered.
I do not respond to messages like 'hi', 'hey', 'you avail'. If you can't do the barest minimum of an introduction in your enquiry, I have no desire to see you.
Repeat offenders will be blocked
TEXT ONLY with the required information and I will respond as soon as possible.
Please include:
YOUR NAME
AGE
DAY AND TIME YOU'D LIKE TO BOOK
HOW LONG YOU'D LIKE
ANY OTHER INFORMATION
I will call you when we have agreed on a mutually convenient time x
I enjoy keeping fit and I'm a keen traveller. I love animals and nature. Live music and theatre. Weekend farmers markets. Motorbikes and nice cars. Real estate and investing.
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food
Snowgoose Hampers
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spa / massage
Endota Spa, Stephanies
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flowers
Peonies, roses, iris
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gift cards
Westfield, Myer, Honey Birdette, Brava Lingerie, Pet Warehouse, Flight Centre
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wine
A nice crisp Rose, Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio
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restaurant
The Stanton for a long lunch. City Winery Brisbane. ESSA. Hellenika
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relaxation
cuddling my dog
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perfume
Jean-Paul Gaultier Classique
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artist
Gustav Klimt. Banksy. Jean-Michel Basquiat. eX De Medici.
