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Profile SWA 69734XE
Honestly, it would be unfair to say that “what you see is what you get”—because in reality you get a lot more.
I’m a globetrotter and an international muse who can share a nightcap in more languages than one. Having travelled the world and been educated across continents, I consider myself a casual bookworm who likes to carry my travels with me—along with a few souvenirs of course.
I am an edgy, leggy (5’9), illegally blonde who is sharp but soft to the touch. Balancing being cute and highly-capable, I enjoy cooking, hosting, and fine-dining—all things which are immeasurably greater with good company. Outside of the dining room you’ll find me tucked away in the hidden corners of cafés whose names I already forget sipping long blacks and reading about Barbra Streisand—we all have our guilty pleasures, don’t we?
While I adore a good afternoon read, nothing is better than getting to open up new chapters with someone new. With my lovers I like to be both versatile and forward-thinking, speaking my mind but more often offering a tender listening ear. I am an outgoing soul who loves dressing up for an adventure together, but also indulge in intimate chats and catch-ups over coffee and candlelight.
I believe in this world you get what you put out—and for that I offer up, and expect in return: good manners, kindness, empathy, and an affinity for taking no bullsh*t—because, as Streisand says, “I can take any truth; just don’t lie to me”.
Although I can tell you all the wonders I like to explore in the bedroom, I’d rather share with—or if you’re interested, show you—in person. And while all that may be fun, I also want to hear about you; who you are, where you’ve come from, your dreams, and your desires.
I believe myself to be a weaver of fantasies, and I revel in the preparation of sexual encounters and celebrating the creation and exploration of each person’s unique desires; roleplay, kink, fantasies, and much more. I also graciously extend my invitation to couples and female clients.
I am a day person and love to lay naked and feel the sun on my skin—if you would like to play with the best version of me, consider booking me as a morning or afternoon indulgence. With that said, I understand not everyone can entertain this and am flexible to adapt bookings to your needs—just ensure you please give me at least two hours notice before and confirm your 10% deposit to secure the booking.
In the end, there is so much more to me than words can describe and I believe the same of each new partner I encounter—so let’s talk and find a time to get to know each other (and what we desire) more.
*Please note, I do have a series of delicate fine-line tattoos that, for my own privacy, have been removed from my photos included. While I indulge in satisfying desires, privacy and discreteness is of utmost importance to me—let’s leave who I am, and who I can become, for just us to explore.
|1 Hour||$ 800||Let’s do it, let’s fall in love! (GFE) - Minimum one hour, additional time $500 p/h.|
|1 Hour||$ 900||It’s too Darn Hot! (PSE) Minimum one hour, additional time $600 p/h.|
|3 Hours||$ 1600||C'est Magnifique, Three hours of uninterrupted scrumptious fun that includes dinner for us.|
|15 Hours||$ 4500||Night and day, a thrill divine! (including 6 - 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep).|
I am an outgoing soul who loves dressing up for an adventure, but I also like to indulge in intimate chats and catch-ups over coffee, candlelight and for the time being, a webcam. If you have something naughty your dying to experience or simply an idea in mind that we might be able to explore via a camera, reach out. I am creative creature by nature and perhaps we can create something delicious & digital together until we can meet in person. If you don't see what you're after below, send me a message with your desires and we can see what transpires.
15 minutes - $50.00, naughty texting
30 minutes - $100, naughty texting
15 minutes - $100, naughty texting + two photos and one video
30 minutes - $150, naughty texting + five photos and two videos
10 minutes - $300, private video just for you (including your cheeky requests)
Meeting & Verification
I do outcalls to 4 or 5 star hotels only. For new clients, I do not travel to private residences unless we have met prior, or if you can verify your location. This can be done with a recent bill - including your name & address or a picture of your drivers license.
At my own discretion, I may also ask for you to provide the details of another escort for verification.
Chivalry is not dead! I cannot resist a man in a suit… I understand that sometimes this may not be the most comfortable attire. Instead, I also appreciate a cleanly shaved & showered client + clipped nails.
Life gets busy, so please give me at least 48 - 24 hours notice for bookings. Sometimes I may be available last minute, though, this is occasional and not always the norm. It takes time to look this good for you my dear!
A 10% deposits is always essential, even if we have already met. Appointments will not be secured until the deposit has cleared. Deposits, may be in the form of either bank transfer or a voucher from David Jones, Myer or Mecca.
Are deposits refundable?
No, deposits are non-refundable, however, if you’re unable to make an appointment, bookings may be rescheduled.
Why do I have to make a deposit?
I understand life happens and it is easy for events & job obligations to get in the way, for this reason so that both my time is respected and you have the best experience possible, I require a deposit.
Will you party with me?
I’m sober! If you’re looking for a women to ‘party’ with, unfortunately I am not your gal. I do not mind if my clients indulged in a glass of wine, I know it can sometimes take the edge off, but please do not expect me to partake.
(Please note, hair pulling and choking are not my fancy and I do not tolerate them in bookings, nor do I tolerate being asked repeatedly to do something I have stated I do not. If I say no, I mean it. Lastly, consent in sexy - if you’re unsure of what you can do, just ask!)
When can we meet?
|Monday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Tuesday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Wednesday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Thursday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Friday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Saturday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
|Sunday||08:00 am||10:00 pm|
- Available by appointment
- Please contact me for my availability
- Flexible hours by appointment
- Pre bookings preferred, but can be available at short notice
- Available 7 days
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Preferred Contact Method
Please contact me via email/text message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
When contacting me, please include:
- Your name and city
- Date & length of your preferred appointment time,
- Incall or outcall (incall outside of Victoria)
- Brief introduction about yourself
80% + Chocolate
Porterhouse Steak - Medium Rare
Autobiographies & Business Books (however, check-in with me first I might have read it!)
Black Orchard by Tom Ford