Wow! What a fantastic way to end my Brisbane tour, in bed with a boy and a girl (unpaid but fun nonetheless), too much champagne and I think we went through a whole pack of condoms that night.
I just bought myself a Louis Vuitton bag to celebrate the fantastic time I had and posted a CIM vid to my Twitter (@olivia33693103) to thank all the magical gentlemen I got to spend time with.
Back to cold dreary Melbourne.
Except that it's never cold and dreary for me because I always seem to be cuddled up to someone delicious.
I'm apartment hunting this weekend - it seems impossible to find a decent pet friendly apartment in the Melb inner SE suburbs these days.
Also "cocksucking anal queen" doesn't look great on a rental application, should I be 'senior hair stylist' or 'massage therapist' this time?