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Canberra is my new favourite...

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... where gentlemen are delightfully genuine and the southern air is not the only reason for rosy cheeks or goose-pimpled bottoms.

Waking up wet is one of life's wonders...not just from the juicy adventures or a discreet midday ren-de-vue... I thrive with pleasure... it pleases me ( and I have a tendency to do what I please...something you may need to watch out for. You have been warned.

Not really sure what else to write in this diary... have another 9600 characters to fill before this site lets me let you see a picture of my sexc toosh :-)

Well, sure I can rustle up some interesting waffle to persuade you to read on (or better yet come and play)... I mean having good communication is necessary for this type of work...and thinking on one's feet or back is SpontaneousScience101........................................................................................................breathe................................guess what my other finger is doing....................................................................ah yes .........................................................breathe........................................................................ life's wet wonders
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................it's a wonder-full life. Corny but you are still here...

Do you ever wonder what it is like to be incredibly intimate with multiple strangers in a day? Well for you lucky few who may have already been down this road before, you may know that just the idea may raise half a chub ;-) ....hence my initial comment. This work is a turn on. Just the naughty idea of this work has my pussy pulsating...no need for lube folks. Nothing like a slightly crass and unladylike diary to start pondering carnal desires... I'm sure I am not the only one!

Read a cheeky saying the other day (in Sydney) that one should

"treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady"

... laughed my derriere off... how politically incorrect. Maybe that is the undertone to the movie (that I never watched) lady and the tramp... so if Lady was treated like a Tramp and the Tramp treated the Lady do you think they would have had that elongated noodle sucking into a kiss thing going on?? Who knows.

Ha, just googled to see who wrote it (Wilson Mizner), turns out David Letterman tried to use the same saying and it fell flat. Well my audience is slightly more perverse, particularly if you are still reading.... wow 7400 words still to go... ( I may need to upskill a bit...thought men liked it to the point.) Why are you still reading...you deserve a slapped ass, an ever-tightening throttle, and a juicy pussy dripping on you...filthy slut. Woops that just slipped out. Being sexual has somehow turned this into a writing Mistress du Vos expression... you think it's a fetish?...hmmm...bet there is a name for that. google just came up with there is fetish to be written on or to write on..no specific name although I didn't read past the what I would need to scroll down for... on that note that Wilson Mizner dude has come up with some good lines.

"When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research." ... reminds me of my uni degree. Psychology is not all it is cracked up to be (pun intended).

Think I will copy and paste his stuff here...thanks for the heads up Misner...maybe this will knock off another 1000 characters. Go to the next set of dotted lines if you want to skip this part. Anyways enjoy reading nerdster ( I love a man with a knowledgeable head and a hard cock):
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"Epigrams:

"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research."
Quoted in Alva Johnston's The Legendary Mizners (1953, Farrar Straus and Young, New York, chapter 4, p 66) and Bartlett's, 1992, p. 631.
Also quoted as If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research by Stuart B. McIver in Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags.

"Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore."
Quoted by Anita Loos, Kiss Hollywood Goodbye, Viking Press, New York, 1974, ISBN 0-670-41374-7. Loos goes on to claim that "the aphorism had no validity for Wilson."

"Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education."
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down."
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
"Maxims Old and New", All of a Piece: New Essays (1937), edited by Edward Verrall Lucas, p. 52.

Wisecracks

"Harry Thaw shot the wrong architect."
Disparaging the work of Joseph Urban, his brother Addison's architectural rival. Harry Thaw was a wealthy man of the times who had shot and killed architect Stanford White over his earlier involvement with Thaw's wife Evelyn Nesbit.
Quoted by Alva Johnston, The Legendary Mizners, 1953, Farrar Straus and Young, New York. Johnston allows that the quote has been attributed to many others, but makes a good case that Mizner said it first.

"To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady."
Quoted by John Burke, Rogue's Progress, G. P. Putnam's Sons, New York, 1975, ISBN 0-399-11423-8.

"...a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat."
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

On Hollywood.


"It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner."
On his later respectability.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more."

On Death and Dying

"Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy."
Telegram to his brother, upon the news that Addison was fatally ill.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"Tell 'em to count to ten over him and he'll get up."
On hearing that his prizefighter, Stanley Ketchel, was dying of gunshot wounds.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets."
On his deathbed.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

"You can't be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that."
On his deathbed.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4."

Well Mr Mizner thank you very much for your wordy commentary..pretty funny and word comsuming woohoo. What line was your favourite?

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Talking about research... I could probably have gone and checked out what this other quality ladyfolk are up to in their writings. I imagine it would be all saucy sexc goodness... or maybe they are all so horny that they don't have time in amongst our purpose to write 10000 characters. Or maybe you sexy lasses are stalking my profound ponderings because you have a liking for the inner workings of this 30 something goddess... hmmm do you think of sex as much as I do? Don't think anyone other than a complete hornball legend would appreciate the magic of this job.

C'mon! 10000.... hmmm I wonder how many orgasms I have had in my lifetime...actually na I'd rather just have another orgasm. Come and play... this one-handed typing elongates the process.

So I am looking forward to my onward ventures up to Sydney then go via NZ to USA for a month or three to geek it out.........

Does anyone know a fun place to play in Phoenix AZ.? I love Americans. Well no think it may be just a bit broader than that... I love cock. Not in the slutty cocklover way, well actually sort of, but in the I honour cock. LOVE IT.

Oh fuck think I can save this with less wording...

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